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Never Too Young To Die (1986)

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Release Date: Jun 1, 1986 Wide

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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex

R, 1 hr. 37 min.

Drama, Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense

Directed By: Gil Bettman

In Theaters: Jun 1, 1986 Wide

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Cast

John Stamos
Lance Stargrove
Vanity
Danja Deering
George Lazenby
Drew Stargrove
Peter Kwong
Cliff
Ed Brock
Pyramid
John Anderson
Arliss
Robert Englund
Riley
Tara Buckman
Sacrificed Punkette
Tim Colceri
Grady
Jon Greene
Coach Madsen
Randy Hall
Minkie
Gary Kasper
Wrestler
John Miranda
Mr. Wilder
Branscombe Richmond
Minkie's Partner
Gene Simmons
Carruthers, Velvet Von ...
Curtis Taylor
Barton
Ivar Mireles
Waitress
Art Payton
Minister
Patrick M. Wright

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One of my favourite bad movies.

December 3, 2010

Christopher Brown

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Simply put, this effortlessly tops my list of movies that need to find their way to dvd. It's easily my favorite cheesy 80s action movie of all time, and needs to be seen to be believed.

March 11, 2008

Josh Stewart

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