Never Too Young to Die (1986)


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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex … More

Rating: R (adult situations/language, violence)
Genre: Drama, Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense
Directed By: ,
Written By: Steven Paul, Anton Fritz, Gil Bettman, Lorenzo Semple Jr., Gill Bettman
In Theaters:
Paul Entertainment


as Lance Stargrove

as Danja Deering

as Carruthers, Velvet V...

as Drew Stargrove

as Pyramid

as Arliss

as Sacrificed Punkette

as Coach Madsen

as Grady

as Mr. Wilder

as Exploding Biker

as Minister

as Wrestler

as Waitress

as Minkie

as Minkie's Partner
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Critic Reviews for Never Too Young to Die

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September 9, 2002
AV Club
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Audience Reviews for Never Too Young to Die

One of my favourite bad movies.

Christopher Brown

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