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The Next Best Thing (2000)

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Average Rating: 3.3/10
Critic Reviews: 27
Fresh: 3 | Rotten: 24

Story elements clash and acting falls short.

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Average Rating: 2.6/5
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Best buddies Abbie (Madonna), a heterosexual yoga instructor, and Robert (Rupert Everett), a gay landscaper, cope with failed relationships, the approach of middle age, and the AIDS-related death of a mutual friend by sticking together as a "family of choice." Drunk one night, they have sex, and when Abbie turns up pregnant, they decide to move in together and raise the child as decidedly unconventional co-parents. Flash forward several years and Abbie begins dating Ben (Benjamin Bratt), an

PG-13, 1 hr. 48 min.

Drama, Art House & International, Comedy

Tom Ropelewski

May 2, 2005

Paramount Home Video

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All Critics (107) | Top Critics (31) | Fresh (18) | Rotten (74) | DVD (10)

A dreary little journey that starts as a cutesy sitcom and nosedives into leaden soap opera.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Comment
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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Terminally slow-moving.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | Comment
Dallas Morning News
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When one of an alleged romantic movie's principal actors is basically just reading lines, it doesn't do much for chemistry.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Denver Post | Comment
Denver Post
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Yet another film of missed opportunities in which provocative ideas are destroyed -- in this case, by either the lame writing of Thomas Ropelewski or the timid direction of John Schlesinger, or possibly both.

January 1, 2000 Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | Comment
Sacramento Bee
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Never having decided whether it wants to be comedy or a sentimental hand-wringer, it tries to be both and winds up being neither.

January 1, 2000 Comment
Boston Globe
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1980s teen-sex comedy that actually has an IQ.

December 11, 2009 Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Comment
Common Sense Media

The very first scene in the new Madonna movie The Next Best Thing stumbles and the movie never recovers.

May 26, 2006 Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | Comment
Combustible Celluloid

This astonishingly bad tearjerker, a Fannie Hurst weepie with a gay twist, is as phony as a three-dollar bill and just about as entertaining.

December 6, 2005 Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion | Comment
One Guy's Opinion

Well-intentioned but heavy-handed.

September 9, 2002 Full Review Source: Film Journal International | Comment
Film Journal International
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Rupert and Madonna re friends who have a drunken night.

July 14, 2007
thmtsang
Candy Rose

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Will someone PLEASE tell Madonna to stick to the day job?? She's just embarrassing herself...and someone should tell Rupert Everett that having an english accent isn't enough to carry a film outside of the US' female demographic.

December 24, 2006
garyX
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