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  • J.C. Hooper: time is limited...umm much like the intellect of Steve... Now you see that attractive gentleman over there? While I'm his agent...and it is vital that I obtain this see uhh... the fate of the entire free world hangs in the balance.
    Cynthia Cronenberg: ...and why didn't he ask me himself?
    J.C. Hooper: Tell him that!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick S (4 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: I've got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
    Sorority Girl with Hairbrush: What's the bad news?
    Ray Cameron: They're dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: It's Miller time!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: (infected) Chris. There's one inside me. It got in through my mouth. I can feel it. It's in my brain. I don't have a pulse or a heartbeat. I think I'm dead. I killed one. I lit a match to it. I think fire will kill them. I've gone to the furnace room, the basement. If I don't come back, heat will kill them. I walked, Chris. All by myself, I walked. I love you. Good luck with Cynthia.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: The guy's body was in the woods 20 yards from the car. My partner found him. I found the girl. I found her in the car, and on the road, and in the woods.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: Zombies, exploding heads, creepy-crawlies and a date for the formal. This is classic, Spanky.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: This is excellent, Night of the Living Dead Cat.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Mr. Miner: (smiling) Screaming like banshees.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: Sounds like a pledge prank to me, A sick, twisted, psychotic, demented, deranged pledge prank. But possibly, just possibly in the ball park, of what you might call your collegiate tomfoolery. You guys care to comment?
    J.C. Hooper: Captain, Detective, I mean, we're not your fraternity types. I personally would rather have my brains invaded by creatures from space than pledge a fraternity.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: Well, well, well, If it isn't Spanky and Alfalfa. Either of you guys recognize Mr. Miner here? Well, he recognizes you. It seems Mr. Miner here is the night janitor, at the University Med Center. He says he saw you guys running out of there last night. Forty miles an hour, screaming like banshees.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: For the record, this is Cynthia Cronenberg. And we're a...
    Detective Landis: Christopher Romero and James Carpenter Hooper?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Cop in Morgue: The other body isn't here, sir.
    Ray Cameron: What did he have a date? What do you mean it isn't here? The coroner, Jake, did you take it?
    Cop in Morgue: I just got here.
    Ray Cameron: I'm confused. I was told there were two bodies, Raimi?
    Sgt. Raimi: Yes sir?
    Ray Cameron: First, knock off the 'yes, sir' sh*t. Second, since when does a desk sergeant show up on a call? Third, you told me there were two bodies. Now, I only see the one. You do know the difference?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Steve: Hey, you're cruising, man. There was no call for me.
    J.C. Hooper: Silly me, I don't understand how that could've happened. What was your name again? Chad? Biff? Riff?
    Steve: Steve. And I don't think you're very funny.
    J.C. Hooper: Don't tell me. About as funny as a crutch?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Cop in Morgue: Detective Cameron?
    Ray Cameron: Bullwinkle Moose. Thrill me.
    Cop in Morgue: Hey, Ray. You're looking at your actual cryogenics lab. They've had some kid's body on ice here since 1959.
    Ray Cameron: What is this, a homicide or a bad B movie?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Chris Romero: Great, now what?
    J.C. Hooper: Okay. How about we get a couple of machine guns, right? And we blow the windows out of the joint. And we yell, Come on in and get me, you dirty coppers.
    Chris Romero: I mean, everything's a joke to you tonight.
    J.C. Hooper: Hey, f**k you, Chris. Look, every single day...I put up with your moaning about what's-her-name...and how you wish you could fall in love. But you're too chicken sh*t to do anything about it. And then this Cynthia girl comes along. Dream girl, 2001. I say to myself, 'What the hell, I'm sure as hell never gonna get I might as well help out my best friend.' And then you say, 'J.C., help. We gotta join the fraternity so she'll give me the time of day. And I say, 'What the hell, you gotta do it. And what do I do? I bust my ass to help you and you get chicken sh*t again. And I push and I push and I don't give up. And why? Why? You don't even know. You don't even care. Because it's important to me that you're happy, is that so crazy? And we gotta act like jerks and get in trouble in order to do that. It's better than acting like jerks for no reason, right? So yeah, everything is a joke. It's hilarious, because if you take it just get depressed all the time like you are. So f**k you.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: Chris, do you realize what this is? You heard of freeze-dried coffee, right? Well, this is like a freeze-dried human. A corpsicle!
    Chris Romero: You mean like suspended animation?
    J.C. Hooper: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you take someone while they're alive and you freeze them. Then you thaw them out a hundred years later, like a TV dinner. We are talking total science-fiction here.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you think it's taking the Lord's name in vain to say: 'Oh, my God' a whole bunch of times really fast like that?
    Chris Romero: I believe you're allowed to break the commandments in certain situations.
    J.C. Hooper: How about getting the sh*t scared out of you by a creepy, scary dead guy in a refrigerated coffin?
    Chris Romero: Are you sure he's dead?
    J.C. Hooper: Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure we could safely say he's not well, Chris. I wonder who he is?
    Chris Romero: Walt Disney! How the hell should I know? Let's get out of here.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Ray Cameron: Candy-assed, but fine. There's just one minor problem. Corpses that have been dead for 27 years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • J.C. Hooper: Look, Chris, when you're depressed, I'm depressed. And I don't like being depressed. It's, well, you know.
    Chris Romero: Depressing?
    J.C. Hooper: Depressing, yeah. So do me a favor, okay, bud? Cut out this being depressed sh*t.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Brad: Gentleman, the brothers and I can't make any promises at this point, but I do have a proposal. If you guys were willing to, perform a little act of devotion, some task that would prove the sincerity of your feelings toward this organization?
    Chris Romero: We don't have to have sex with a farm animal, do we?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

  • Johnny: (after seeing a meteor fall from the sky) I vote for that one.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (5 years ago)

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