Night of the Demons Quotes

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  • Angela:
    Judy, Rodger, where you going? The party's just begun
    ‐ Submitted by Gary E (2 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    Stop lookin' at me.
    ‐ Submitted by Courtney B (2 years ago)

  • Roger:
    Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris B (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    Hi Bill.
    ‐ Submitted by Alfio M (3 years ago)

  • Angela:
    Judy, Rodger, where you going? The party's just begun.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Old Man's Wife:
    (after killing her husband) Happy Halloween dear.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    Run Judy, run! See Judy run! Ha-ha-ha-ha
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Roger:
    (wakes up in the car after it shakes) Jeeze, what an a**hole, Stooge? I know that's you man. Only a fat slob like you could shake this car so much!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (see's Suzanne half naked with lipstick all over her) Oh shit, not you too? What is everybody here on drugs or something? You know, you're a sweet looking babe Suzanne, but you and your friend Ang, Are just a little too weirdo for me.
    Suzanne:
    I can't seem to get it right.
    Sal:
    No thanks honey, I'm not that type of guy. Goodnight now...I'm going home.
    Suzanne:
    You are home Sal.
    Sal:
    Uh-uh. This dirty dipe don't spell 'home' to me. I live in a nice house, you know, with plastic slip covers on the furniture. Enjoy your lipstick doll face. Good night.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    (while having sex with Jay) What are you looking at?
    Jay:
    (confused) What?
    Suzanne:
    Is my makeup okay?
    Jay:
    Are you crazy, what are you talking about?
    Suzanne:
    (crying) Stop staring at me.
    Jay:
    Damn it Suzanne, your makeup is fine. Come on, what are you worried about?
    Suzanne:
    (turns into a demon) STOP LOOKING AT ME!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (watching Angela making bizarre movements in the corner) Hey Ang what the f**k are you doing over there?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    I think I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
    Sal:
    Good idea. I'll go too, to protect you.
    Suzanne:
    Oh no thanks. I rather take Stooge.
    Sal:
    (confused) Stooge?
    Stooge:
    Hey, you heard the lady man! She wants a real man guarding her john.
    Sal:
    But Stooge is a fat pig!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Angela:
    But we all experienced them. The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.
    Fran:
    Demonic what?
    Stooge:
    (laughs) Demonic-whatchamacallit! I mean come on! The little Ang here is just trying to put the old hula-hoop boo on us, okay...Yeah Ang I'm sure you're right, okay? Or could it be that Rodge here just had too much cold beer and blew us a cool stiff breeze right out of his butthole?!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Judy:
    (after an evil entity enters the room) My God it's freezing.
    Max:
    Never mind the draft man, who cut the cheese?
    Fran:
    Pee-u, that is strange.
    Sal:
    Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.
    Stooge:
    Hey man, at least my old lady wears panties. Yours just wears a quad chain with sailors all around it.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Stooge:
    Come on! You can't really believe this place is possessed?
    Sal:
    Ha-ha, nah just repossessed!
    Suzanne:
    (after the demon enters her) For tonight anyway!
    Judy:
    Maybe Rodger's right, maybe we should leave
    Jay:
    Oh come on, let's hang out.
    Stooge:
    Yeah, EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here, to partyyyy!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Angela:
    (while everyone sits in a sťance) Shh, Everybody shut up! Now concentrate on my reflection in the mirror, concentrate!
    Sal:
    I'm trying Ang, but I can't get passed that zit on your chin.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (after Rodger comes stumbling in the room, frightened) What's the matter Rodge? You're white as a ghost.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Fran:
    Hey you guys, how about a past life sťance?
    Suzanne:
    A what?
    Fran:
    A past life sťance! You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
    Stooge:
    What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (after the radio shuts down) Holy s**t. Haven't you idiots ever heard of Duracell?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    (warming her butt by the fireplace) Just what the doctor ordered.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (after scaring Jay) Lighten up Jay-bo! It's Halloween (in Dracula's voice) Good evening, allow me to introduce myself.
    Max:
    Yeah, Count Dingleberry, the flaming a**hole of Transylvania.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Roger:
    Whoever drew this map must've been half blind and half retarded.
    Stooge:
    Sounds like Angela. Dizzy f**king bitch, man!
    Helen:
    (driving the car) Stooge did you become an a**hole of your own free will or were you born that way?
    Roger:
    Ha-ha-ha.
    Stooge:
    Did you hear something funny?!! I don't know why I'm hanging out with you two wipes. Give me that damn map!
    Roger:
    (has the map ripped from him) Hey! Damn great Stooge. Now look what you've done!
    Helen:
    Typical.
    Stooge:
    Typical? SHUT UP AND DRIVE BITCH!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Judy's Mother:
    (about her homemade 'fudge long's) Oh come on Jay, don't be shy. Have one; I just took them out of the oven.
    Jay:
    (looks disgusted at the fudge long's) No thanks Mrs. Cassidy, really.
    Judy's Mother:
    You sure?
    Jay:
    Yeah.
    Billy:
    Of course he's sure ma. Why would he want one? They look like sun-dried poodle turds!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Angela:
    Come on! Your face looks fine. I've never seen anybody spend more time in a mirror!
    Suzanne:
    Relax! (pouting) I just want to look good for the boys! You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope?
    Angela:
    Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the sh*t out of them.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Helen:
    You know we really must have taken a wrong turn somewhere. No one would give a party out here.
    Stooge:
    Look, we definitely did not take any wrong turns, okay? I know where Hull House is, it am not far from here. Just shut up and start walking!
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Stooge:
    (knocking on the bathroom door for Suzanne) Damn it bitch, come on. Whatcha do, flush yourself down the f**king toilet or what?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Suzanne:
    (in the grocery store) Do you guys have sour balls?
    Clerk #2:
    Why sure we do!
    Suzanne:
    Too bad. I bet you don't get many bl**jobs.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Billy:
    Wow, bodacious boobies sis! If you keep on growing you'll have to hire someone just to tie your shoes.
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Stooge:
    Oh Jay, buddy. You got here just in time dude!
    Max:
    (leans out the car window to talk to Stooge) You guys need a hand?
    Roger:
    We sure do.
    Max:
    (everyone in the car starts clapping) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha SEE YA! (they drive away)
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    Hey, hey, hey, here. Come on, spill the beans. Here - here's a nice chunk of change to loosen your lips a little.
    Billy:
    Are you kidding? Betray my beloved sister for measly quarter? What do you think this is? some kind of depression or something?
    Sal:
    (grabs Billy again) Oh that does it (lets go of him) Hey, hey, here, Here's my final offer kid. Now take it and sing (pulls out a dollar) where's the frigging party?
    Billy:
    Sure! You'd be too chicken to crash it anyway.
    Sal:
    Yeah try me.
    Billy:
    It's at Hull House.
    Sal:
    Hull House?! Huh, what are you trying to pull shorty? Your sister wouldn't be caught dead in a dump like that. What do you think I am some kind of idiot or what?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

  • Sal:
    (after jumping out and scaring Billy) Ha-ha-ha, I wish I had a camera! You looked like you dropped a load. (Billy goes to hit him but he catches Billy's hand) Hey, hey, cool it squirt. Who do you think you are, Rocky Balboa?
    Billy:
    Let me go creep!
    Sal:
    Go tell that pretty little piece you call your sister that handsome hung Sal is here. And tell her I brought my pet snake for her to play with.
    Billy:
    She's getting ready for a date butthole. If I were you I'd get out of here before he shows up and turns your ugly face into a punching bag.
    Sal:
    Don't give me that shit punk. Where's your sister before I lose my cool? What's the matter, you didn't hear what I said Bozo?
    ‐ Submitted by Creep F (3 years ago)

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