No Vacancy (1999)





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The doors are opened on a group of misfits living in a seedy motel on the edge of Los Angeles in the comedy No Vacancy. At the run-down Pink Motel, the owner (Joaquim de Almeida) is furious with his daughter when he finds out she's been sleeping with her boyfriend. This doesn't make her very different from most of the people staying at his establishment, where attractive young women wake up with men they don't recall meeting, sleazy guys cavort with hookers, and most of the tenants are ready to … More

Rating: R (adult situations)
Genre: Art House & International, Mystery & Suspense, Comedy
Directed By: , ,
Written By: Marius Weisberg
In Theaters:
On DVD: Nov 16, 2004
LionsGate Entertainment


as Mr. Tangerine

as Apartment Manager

as Leonard
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Critic Reviews for No Vacancy

All Critics (2) | Top Critics (1)

Full Review… | February 23, 2012
Top Critic

There's not much comedy in this sex comedy. . . not much sex, either.

Full Review… | January 26, 2005
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Audience Reviews for No Vacancy

This was loaned to us by a co-worker as a "must see" after loaning her "Dancer In The Dark". The cast was impressive enough...but talk about opposite ends of the spectrum!

Sadly not even the cast could do this horribly written and directed film any justice.

Even Christina Ricci and Lolita Davidovich (who I normaly enjoy) came across as horribly inept and unconvincing.

My one star rating is for Timothy Olyphant who is the only one that seemd to shine through the "muck and the mire" that is this film.

Robert C

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I really like Christina Ricci, but this movie really wasn't worth the time.
The different stories were stupid?and not even in a funny way, the acting was sub-standard, and it was pretty much a bore.


Wacky story of many people staying in the same motel. My favorite scenes were those between Christina Ricci & Tim Olyphant...super cute & genuinely funny!! They shine in the midst of an otherwise dull cast.
I love that eye twitch thing lol

Lizz Nizz

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