No Country for Old Men Quotes

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• 1. Carla Jean Moss: But for how long do we have to.
  2. Llewelyn Moss: Baby, at what point would you quit bothering to look for your two million dollars.
  – Submitted by Joakim A (51 days ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: A crime this big it's almost impossible to take it's measure.
  – Submitted by Peter G (4 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: Well, they'd torture em' first. I don't know why... maybe their television set was broke.
  – Submitted by Bryan P (4 months ago)
• 1. Wendell: Well, it's a mess... ain't it sherrif?
  2. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
  – Submitted by Bryan P (4 months ago)
• 1. Nervous Accountant: Are you going to shoot me?
  2. Anton Chigurh: That depends. Do you see me?
  – Submitted by Grayson S (5 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
  2. Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
  3. Llewelyn Moss: Well, then I'll tell her myself.
  – Submitted by Bruce B (5 months ago)
• 1. Carlson Wells: [after being asked to explain how dangerous is Chigurh] What, you mean like compared to the Bubonic Plague?
  – Submitted by Tony B (6 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: [to kid on bike after auto accident that leaves him bloody with a bone sticking out his leg] What will you take for the shirt?
  – Submitted by Tony B (6 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Sir, I need for you to step out of the car.
  – Submitted by Tony B (6 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?
  – Submitted by Richard T (6 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: You hold still.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (6 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: That look like a '77 Ford to you Wendell?
  2. Wendell: It could be.
  3. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: I'd say it is not a doubt in my mind.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (6 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: Didn't think a car would burn like that.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (6 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: Ain't nobody gonna bother her.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (6 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Well done! Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
  2. Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
  3. Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket, where it will get mixed in with the others and become just a coin, which it is.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (7 months ago)
• 1. Wendell: Well it's a mess ain't it sheriff?
  2. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't it'll do till the mess gets here.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (7 months ago)
• 1. Carla Jean Moss: What's in the satchel?
  2. Llewelyn Moss: It's full of money.
  3. Carla Jean Moss: That will be the day.
  – Submitted by Izaack R (7 months ago)
• 1. Ellis: Whatcha' got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
  – Submitted by Jon R (7 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Call it, Friendo.
  – Submitted by Facebook U (7 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: Yeah, I'm going to bring you something, alright. I decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't going have to come looking for me at all. [Moss hangs up the phone]
  – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
• 1. Boy On Bike: Mister? You got a bone stickin' out of your arm.
  2. Anton Chigurh: Let me just sit here a minute.
  – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Would you hold still, please, sir?
  – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
• 1. Nervous Accountant: Are you going to shoot me?
  2. Anton Chigurh: That depends. Do you see me?
  – Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
  – Submitted by Alex K (8 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: These people will kill him, Carla Jean. They won't quit.
  2. Carla Jean Moss: He won't neither. He never has. He can take all comers.
  3. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: You know Charlie Walser? Has the place east of Sanderson? Well you know how they used to slaughter beeves, hit 'em with a maul right here to stun 'em...and then up and slit their throats? Well here Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around, six hundred pounds of very pissed-off livestock if you'll pardon me...Charlie grabs his gun there to shoot the damn thing in the head but what with the swingin' and twistin' it's a glance-shot and ricochets around and comes back hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie, he still can't reach up with his right hand for his hat...Point bein', even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.
  – Submitted by Brett L (8 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Just call it, Friendo.
  – Submitted by Mario V (9 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: That depends are you going to shoot me?
  – Submitted by preciliano B (12 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What would you take for the shirt?
  – Submitted by preciliano B (12 months ago)
• 1. Carla Jean Moss: You don't have to do this.
  2. Anton Chigurh: People always say the same thing.
  3. Carla Jean Moss: What do they say?
  4. Anton Chigurh: They say, You don't have to do this.
  – Submitted by Andy C (12 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: You live in that house out back?
  – Submitted by Andy C (12 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
  – Submitted by Kris T (14 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Call it.
  – Submitted by Joel C (15 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: I need you to step out of the car sir.
  – Submitted by Orlando C (16 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: Do you know old Charlie Walser whose got that place out east of Sanderson?
  2. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: Well you know how he used to slaughter beeves; him 'em with right here with a maul and then truss 'em up and slit their throats? Well here old Charlie has one trussed up and all set to drain him and the beef comes to. It starts thrashing around. Six hundred pounds of very pissed off livestock... if you'll excuse the... well. Charlie grabs his gun there shoots the damn thing in the head but with all the swinging and the thrashing it's a glance shot, ricochets around, comes back and hits Charlie in the shoulder. You go see Charlie he still can't pick up his right hand for his hat.
  3. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: The point bein' even in the contest between man and steer, the issue is not certain.
  – Submitted by Kanady P (17 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: Ain't no lobos out here.
  – Submitted by Dave F (18 months ago)
• 1. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: And then I woke up.
  – Submitted by Sean W (18 months ago)
• 1. Carla Jean Moss: I got a bad feeling, Llewelyn.
  2. Llewelyn Moss: Well I got a good feeling, so that should even out.
  – Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Call it friend-o?
  – Submitted by Alejandro O (21 months ago)
• 1. Poolside Woman: Beer leads to more beer.
  – Submitted by Joel D (21 months ago)
• 1. Loretta Bell: How'd you sleep?
  2. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: I don't know. Had dreams.
  3. Loretta Bell: Well you got time for 'em now. Anythin' interesting?
  4. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: They always is to the party concerned.
  5. Loretta Bell: Ed Tom, I'll be polite.
  6. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em. It's peculiar. I'm older now then he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up...
  – Submitted by Jennifer S (21 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
  2. Gas Station Proprietor: Sir?
  3. Anton Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
  4. Gas Station Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say.
  5. Anton Chigurh: [Chigurh flips a quarter from the change on the counter and covers it with his hand]
  6. Anton Chigurh: Call it.
  7. Gas Station Proprietor: Call it?
  8. Anton Chigurh: Yes.
  9. Gas Station Proprietor: For what?
  10. Anton Chigurh: Just call it.
  11. Gas Station Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here.
  12. Anton Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
  13. Gas Station Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up.
  14. Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
  15. Gas Station Proprietor: No.
  16. Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And now you have to say. Call it.
  17. Llewelyn Moss: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
  18. Anton Chigurh: Everything.
  19. Gas Station Proprietor: How's that?
  20. Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.
  21. Gas Station Proprietor: Alright. Heads then.
  22. Anton Chigurh: [removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads]
  23. Anton Chigurh: Well done.
  24. Gas Station Proprietor: [nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while Chigurh starts out]
  25. Anton Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
  26. Gas Station Proprietor: Where do you want me to put it?
  27. Anton Chigurh: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
  – Submitted by Jennifer S (21 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss.
  – Submitted by Ryan M (22 months ago)
• 1. Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
  2. Sheriff Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
  – Submitted by Caroline E (23 months ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: Call it.
  – Submitted by Kase V (23 months ago)
• 1. Carlson Wells: I'll see you in hell.
  2. Anton Chigurh: Ha. Alright.
  – Submitted by Kase V (23 months ago)
• 1. Llewelyn Moss: Tell my mother I love her.
  2. Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn, your mothers dead.
  3. Llewelyn Moss: Then I'll tell her myself.
  – Submitted by Tom W (2 years ago)
• 1. Wendell: Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Ellis: Whatcha got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
  – Submitted by Neptune F (2 years ago)