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    1. Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, its going to get weird.
    – Submitted by Evan T (46 days ago)
    1. Emma: You give me premature ventricular contractions.
    2. Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing?
    3. Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.
    – Submitted by Nandu J (2 years ago)
    1. Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
    – Submitted by Yoga L (2 years ago)
    1. Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
    – Submitted by Yoga L (2 years ago)
    1. Adam: What are you gonna do? You're just...you're never gonna feel anything? How are you gonna do that?
    2. Emma: I don't know. I'll figure it out.
    3. Adam: You're so messed up.
    4. Emma: Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do.
    – Submitted by Yoga L (2 years ago)
    1. Emma: But, there is really no reason for you to bring a child into this world since you're acting like children already.
    – Submitted by Ayu F (2 years ago)
    1. Alvin: We don't pick who we fall in love with, and it never happens the way it's supposed to.
    – Submitted by erin H (2 years ago)
    1. Eli: [banging his left fist on Adam's door] I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
    – Submitted by Daniel E (3 years ago)
    1. Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
    – Submitted by Alex C (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
    – Submitted by Mythili V (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: I'm going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.
    2. Wallace: That's a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you 100%.
    – Submitted by Stephen B (3 years ago)
    1. Young Adam: Can I finger you?
    – Submitted by Brett B (3 years ago)
    1. Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!
    – Submitted by Brett B (3 years ago)
    1. Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore.
    2. Adam: Why?
    3. Emma: Because my brain is so big.
    – Submitted by Michelle B (3 years ago)
    1. Emma: You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat.
    – Submitted by Camille Sherry S (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: You can't fight me... you're miniature... you fight like a hamster.
    – Submitted by Jenny D (3 years ago)
    1. Emma: Someone call Charlie Brown, because we found the great pumpkin!
    – Submitted by Jenny D (3 years ago)
    1. Emma: You look like a pumkin, Bitch!
    – Submitted by Jenny D (3 years ago)
    1. Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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