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Nursery University (2008)

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Average Rating: 6.6/10
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Nursery University documents the downright dramatic process that wealthy moms and dads go through to enroll their children in the top preschools. With ruthlessly picky acceptance policies and parents pulling out their hair to get their kids into a top-notch institution, hysterics quickly ensue. ~ Cammila Albertson, Rovi

Unrated, 1 hr. 30 min.

Documentary, Special Interest

Marc H. Simon

Jul 7, 2009

Variance Films

All Critics (9) | Top Critics (5) | Fresh (8) | Rotten (2) | DVD (1)

There's wicked fun in watching the wealthy sweat the small stuff, but this documentary has empathy for parents of all incomes.

May 7, 2009 Full Review Source: Newsday | Comment
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It's difficult to get too worked up as they fret about their Jacksons and Julianas in dining rooms big enough to land a helicopter in. Nor is the film helpful as an insider's guide.

April 24, 2009 Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment
New York Post
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In their zippy, informative, ultimately horrifying documentary, directors Marc H. Simon and Matthew Makar put a face on the statistics about (mostly) moneyed parents competing to get their kids one of the few treasured spots in elite Manhattan preschools.

April 24, 2009 Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Comment
New York Daily News
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If you thrill to the sight of a preschool teacher bringing an investment banker to his knees, then Nursery University is for you.

April 24, 2009 Full Review Source: New York Times | Comment
New York Times
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It certainly provides thorough, balanced, often playful evidence of the perverted educational ecosystem that has sprung up to support the toppling egos of Manhattan's upper-crust parents.

April 22, 2009 Full Review Source: Village Voice | Comment
Village Voice
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A riveting expose' of what looks an awful lot like child abuse in the name of quality education. What's next, an SAT test for newborns?

June 25, 2009 Full Review Source: NewsBlaze | Comment
NewsBlaze

Despite its behind-the-scenes peeks, the film would have benefited from a deeper examination of how these institutions prosper from parental paranoia run amok.

April 22, 2009 Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Comment
Time Out New York

A riveting expose' of what looks an awful lot like child abuse in the name of quality education. What's next, an SAT test for newborns?

April 22, 2009 Full Review Source: NewsBlaze | Comment
NewsBlaze

Largely coasts on shots of kids being adorable and parents behaving badly, but the film occasionally, if somewhat accidentally, proves illuminating.

April 20, 2009 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

Watching success-crazed NYC parents in a frenzy to place their toddlers in swank preschools that 'feed' the little darlings into the Ivy League is compelling and scary--like swimming with sharks.

April 15, 2009 Full Review Source: About.com | Comment
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Never a more faithful picture of what is like to be a New Yorker. Sadly, Juliana as talented as she is has a great chance to end up working for Goldman Sachs.

April 19, 2011

Wow! This is eye opening! Crazy!

March 18, 2011

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