Awesome script, but pathetic visuals

The script carried this movie so far, and Morgan Freeman helped uplift this movie with his amazing voice, but it was to bad that Tom Cruise had to carry his psychoticness into this and that the visuals had to look so fake and CGI like.
Scary M.
04-21-2013 10:51 AM

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Justin Anderson

Justin Anderson

http://www.quakelive.com/#!home

Sep 18 - 12:49 AM

Justin Intactivist

Justin Intactivist

Da fuq you talkin about?

Sep 10 - 12:01 AM

James  B.

James Bond

In case you have not noticed, almost 90% of the Movie's created today are majorly CGI

Aug 18 - 01:19 PM

James  B.

James Bond

Dude you seriously need to see an optometrist!

Aug 18 - 01:16 PM

EntertainMeOrDie

Entertain Me Or TIE

More like the other way around.

Aug 6 - 09:26 PM

Cai C.

Cai Carney

I am in complete agreement with Howard Hughes. Let me just say this, if your profile picture and name is of Scary Movie 5, then you have no idea what you're even talking about.

Aug 11 - 07:32 PM

Mind Burner

Mind Burner

My right hand and me are an effective team.

Jul 31 - 04:29 PM

Sam Denyer

Sam Denyer

I thought the visuals were immense but the script was flat?!

Jun 16 - 02:59 AM

Sharkour

Bret Maverick

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

May 25 - 09:42 PM

Leo Monteiro

Leo Monteiro

I liked this movie when it was called: Moon + Predator + 2001, nice try, but not very original.

Apr 22 - 07:41 PM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

I commend you.

Apr 22 - 03:09 PM

Brian Harris

Brian Harris

hey Movie 43, I see you have a new handle. Or you are a copy cat.

Apr 22 - 09:01 AM

YOLO

YOLO SWAG

How the fuck does this have 200 replies?

Apr 22 - 02:48 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Make that 202 replies.

Apr 22 - 04:42 AM

hollis m.

hollis mills

you are fucking retarded ! this had great visuals

Apr 21 - 01:19 PM

Scary M.

Scary Movie 5

What are you talking about, it was all fake CGI

Apr 21 - 01:22 PM

hollis m.

hollis mills

it looked great

Apr 21 - 01:23 PM

Scary M.

Scary Movie 5

It looked like fake CGI

Apr 21 - 01:24 PM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

The visual were the one that was awesome and the story sucked ass.

Apr 22 - 12:27 PM

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Hydemine

Benjamin Mein

Haha "It looked like fake CGI"
Best forum comment EVER!

Apr 22 - 01:29 AM

Mathieu Bellerose

Mathieu Bellerose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9m6KzRMWnA You sir are stupid.

Jun 6 - 10:14 PM

Cai C.

Cai Carney

I agree.

Aug 11 - 07:33 PM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

You're a fucking clown.

Apr 21 - 12:50 PM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

A troll who defends Shitty Movie 5 who is employed by the FDA. Wow, the government must be SO proud. (sarcasm)

Apr 21 - 12:36 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Yeah fucking right.

Apr 21 - 12:39 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

And the award for Most Asinine and Retarded Insult goes to...

Apr 21 - 12:43 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Let me ask you something, SM5, when you used Scary Movie 5 as your profile, did you expect to get all of this negative feedback. For the last time, you ARE Movie 43.

Apr 21 - 12:05 PM

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Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

You didn't answer my question.

Apr 21 - 12:07 PM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

Yes he did homo

Apr 21 - 12:15 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Right, I'm the homo.

Apr 21 - 12:16 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

"Intelligent debate"? How can you expect anyone to think that you're intelligent when you have a disgrace to movies as your name?

Apr 21 - 12:08 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Thank you, Alex.

Apr 21 - 12:08 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Facts? What facts? The fact that Scary Movie 5 is the worst of an already shitty series and possibly one of the worst movies in history?

Apr 21 - 12:12 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

The whole thing is just people getting hit with stuff and a maid taking a shit on a toilet inside a closet. Wow, so fucking funny. You must be a twelve year old if you think dumbass shit like that is funny.

Apr 21 - 12:18 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Explain it to me, please. Was the maid taking a shit on a toilet in the closet a symbol for the downfall of society?

Apr 21 - 12:24 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Yeah, I'm sure that the writers of this movie were totally thinking about that scene and how it must be a symbol for some bullshit racial debate. Again, no one buys your bullshit.

Apr 21 - 12:30 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Go back under your bridge, please. No one buys your bullshit.

Apr 21 - 12:35 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Hey, Movie 43, I noticed that you had the audacity to say that John Tyler has awful taste in movies. Considering that your name is possibly one of the worst movies in history, I don't think you have the right to say anything about other people's tastes.

Apr 21 - 11:45 AM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

Apr 21 - 11:47 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Okay, so I like films such as TF2, Alex Cross, Silent Hill, Green Lantern, and TF3. Whether you agree with me or not, it's MY opinion. But yours is fucking ungodly!

Apr 21 - 11:53 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

Silent Hill was actually pretty decent. I didn't see the 2nd one though.

Apr 21 - 11:54 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

The second one wasn't as good but I didn't think it was a terrible. It had a pretty decent atmosphere.

Apr 21 - 11:58 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

Scary Movie 5 was so awful, I didn't see it.

Apr 21 - 12:04 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Scary Movie 5 was so awful, it nearly gave me heart disease.

Apr 21 - 12:09 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

YOU'RE NOT HELPING, TROLL!

Apr 21 - 12:16 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Because you do have awful taste in movies, Movie 43. It's just a fact.

Apr 21 - 11:51 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Its so true.

Apr 21 - 11:51 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

"The incredible Armond White." Dude, your trolling is so obvious.

Apr 21 - 11:54 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

And yes you are Movie 43.

Apr 21 - 11:54 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Then why did you use a movie for your profile name like Movie 43 did?

Apr 21 - 11:56 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

*cough* Movie 43 *cough*

Apr 21 - 11:59 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Yes you did, yes you did, Brett

Apr 21 - 12:00 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Oh, so your name is Brett! LMAO

Apr 21 - 12:09 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I was just quoting Pulp Fiction lol. I don't expect him to get a reference from a good movie.

Apr 21 - 12:11 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Oh shit. I really hope that's not true.

Apr 21 - 12:13 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Nope, your name is Jay.

Apr 21 - 12:14 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Great movie reference, Ryan. But Scary Movie 5 won't get it because he has awful taste.

Apr 21 - 12:15 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

And, that's where I take my leave.

Apr 21 - 12:17 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Pulp Fiction is Tarantino's WORST? Yeah, BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!

Apr 21 - 12:19 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

The scariest part about this is that you may actually believe what you're posting. If so, then you're a twelve year old who probably was just excited because he bought a ticket for Oz and snuck in to see Shitty Movie 5.

Apr 21 - 12:21 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

"Shitty Movie 5" LMAO. That was funnier than EVERYTHING in the whole damn movie.

Apr 21 - 12:24 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

You must be a 28-year-old dumbfuck trapped in a 3-year-old's body.

Apr 21 - 12:26 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

No one buys your bullshit.

Apr 21 - 12:26 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

You speak the truth.

Apr 21 - 12:29 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Toy Story was a masterpiece in animated filmmaking. How come Ice Age gets a fourth installment and not Toy Story?

Apr 21 - 12:32 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Fucking asswipe

Apr 21 - 12:44 PM

Leo Monteiro

Leo Monteiro

John Tyler, i hope you dont reproduce your an embarrassment to your race; human.

Apr 22 - 07:43 PM

Michele Beley-Jaber

Michele Beley-Jaber

Fucking faggothole

Apr 26 - 03:19 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Suck my whiter-than-marshmallow-fluff ass, Leo.

Apr 28 - 02:11 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Welcome back, Movie 43. I see you got a new profile.

Apr 21 - 11:33 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Yay Alex is here, this will be fun!

Apr 21 - 11:34 AM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Movie 43 GOOD? Can you tell me what weed you're smoking?

Apr 21 - 11:38 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

WOW. Fucking WOW.

Apr 21 - 12:00 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

No, I'm shocked because of how retarded that comment was.

Apr 21 - 12:10 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Go back to sucking Friedberg & Seltzer's pussies, all right?

Apr 21 - 12:20 PM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Why don't YOU (not) find out a way?

Apr 21 - 12:33 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

State your reasoning, if that's possible

Apr 21 - 11:37 AM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

That wasn't a soccer room. That was a fucking basketball locker room. And thanks to you, I'm still remembering Movie 43!

Apr 21 - 11:41 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

You're (NOT) welcome.

Apr 21 - 12:10 PM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I know! Those were so great lol

Apr 21 - 11:39 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

No prob lol

Apr 21 - 11:43 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

WOO-HOO, Alex is here! How's it going?

Apr 21 - 11:38 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

It was going fine until Movie 43 returned from the dead.

Apr 21 - 11:39 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Sounds like a Scary Movie

Apr 21 - 11:40 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Oh, woe is the trollfighters.

Apr 21 - 11:42 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Lol, Movie 43 you just keep getting worse.

Apr 21 - 11:28 AM

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Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Thank you, John

Apr 21 - 11:32 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

Movie 43? Your back!! Now, lets kill us some trollfighters *Pulls out Ash Gilmore's severed head*

Apr 21 - 11:12 AM

Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

Why are all the trolls on the Oblivion page

Apr 21 - 11:07 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

The hell if I wonder.

Apr 21 - 11:10 AM

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Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

I doubt you even saw it.

Apr 21 - 11:18 AM

Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

1. Tom Cruise was pretty restrained.
2. The movie was shot in Iceland with minimal green screen.
3. Morgan Freeman's role was just longer than a cameo.

Apr 21 - 11:23 AM

Peter M.

Peter McClane

Because youre some dumb piece of shit who worships dumbass movies.

Apr 21 - 11:24 AM

Peter M.

Peter McClane

No one gives a shit

Apr 21 - 11:25 AM

Steven Potgeter

Steven Potgeter

I had other points.

Apr 21 - 11:28 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

You're the only troll here, Movie 43.

Apr 21 - 11:35 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Yo, Alex, Jay Cutler's in this thread too.

Apr 21 - 11:39 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Okay, but Movie 43 is the only one worth trying to piss off.

Apr 21 - 11:40 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Good point.

Apr 21 - 11:42 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Trolls are people who glorify awful movies like Movie 43 and Scary Movie 5 and we all know that it's bullshit.

Apr 21 - 11:52 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Nevermind, John. Movie 43 isn't worth it.

Apr 21 - 12:01 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

He's too stupid to bother with, John.

Apr 21 - 12:09 PM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

Once you bring up a credible reason as to why you enjoyed this piece of shit, then we'll stop calling you stupid.

Apr 21 - 12:16 PM

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Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Because he loves to get rid of losers like you lol

Apr 21 - 11:28 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Keep it up 43, I could use a good laugh lol.

Apr 21 - 11:31 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I'm glad I don't too lol

Apr 21 - 11:36 AM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

No, it's that your name is Scary Movie 5! It's bad enough there's a troll named Movie 43! Also, Tom Cruise is a great actor. Plus, the CGI was good and Joseph Kosinski knows how to direct. P.S. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE SCARY MOVIE 100%?!

Apr 21 - 11:09 AM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

FEE FYE FO FUM...

Apr 21 - 11:13 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Rob Pattinson was great in Cosmopolis. And he was passable in Harry Potter. But his acting in Twilight was rubbish. Scary Movie 5 was one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen.

Apr 21 - 11:14 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

Yes, distract them! I have a sniper pointed at John T.

Apr 21 - 11:16 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

*shoots Joe in the eye through his scope*

BULLSEYE MOTHAFUCKA.

Apr 21 - 11:19 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

HAHAHAHA! That is a clone

Apr 21 - 11:21 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

keep 'em coming! I got enough ammo for all of 'em!

Apr 21 - 11:22 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

So you have a billion bullets, eh

Apr 21 - 11:26 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

Yes. Yes I do. I'm an arms dealer on the side, so I have unlimited resources.

Apr 21 - 11:27 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

I got you covered if you ever run out.

Apr 21 - 11:29 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

TROLL CLONES have taken over every planet in your solar system.

You have an army.

We have a cave troll.

Apr 21 - 11:32 AM

David Tanny

David Tanny

One does not simply combat a cave troll...fellow trollfighters...I need assistance!

Apr 21 - 11:34 AM

Ryan J.

Ryan Johnson

Oh Jay, you poor, poor idiot

Apr 21 - 11:35 AM

Alex M.

Bob Saget

You are the most obvious troll ever, Scary Movie 5 a.k.a. Movie 43.

Apr 21 - 11:36 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

And one cannot simply walk into Trolldovia

Apr 21 - 11:45 AM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

*Sits back and eats popcorn*

Apr 22 - 12:23 PM

Leo Monteiro

Leo Monteiro

The CGI was subpar.

Apr 22 - 07:44 PM

Diego Tutweiller

Diego Hard With an Anus

Wow, this goes on?

Apr 26 - 05:09 PM

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John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Oh, you fucking son of a bitch. *grabs rocket launcher* *shoots at Joe Flacco Spock* ALL FOR ONE! *grabs pistol* *shoots Scary Movie 5* AND ONE FOR ALL, MUTHAFUCKA!

Apr 21 - 11:19 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

*Survives explosion. Kills everyone except me*

Apr 21 - 11:21 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

*grabs AK-47* *shoots the fuck out of Joe Flacco Spock*

Apr 21 - 11:24 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

*Dodges bullets and stabs John T. with a rusty nail* Enjoy tetanus

Apr 21 - 11:25 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

*survives rusty nail stabbing* *shoves cable down Jay Cutler's throat*

Apr 21 - 11:28 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

Clone! The real Jay is in Chicago. He is practicing for the NFL

Apr 21 - 11:30 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

*tracks down real Jay* *develops super-strength* *decapitates Jay with football* *plays Star Wars theme* (THE END)

Apr 21 - 11:33 AM

Jake

Jay Cutlass Supreme

Yes!! You really killed a fellow trollfighter, Joe Flacco. Who was undercover!

Apr 21 - 11:45 AM

John Tyler

Tylerambo: First John Part II

Joe Flacco WAS a troll, bastard!

Apr 21 - 11:48 AM

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