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Rusty Ryan: That's right Topher.
Danny Ocean: Cut the rope.
Basher Tarr: Leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!
Danny Ocean: Ted Nugent called he wants his shirt back.
Saul Bloom: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel. You will not wake u the following morning.
Danny Ocean: Now there's eleven of us, each with an equal share. You do the math.
Terry Benedict: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny Ocean: So I should put the towels back?
Terry Benedict: No, the towels you can keep.
Danny Ocean: Does he make you laugh?
Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.
Basher Tarr: Barney Rubble, Trouble.
Danny Ocean: Does he make you laugh?
Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.
Frank Catton: Might as well call it whitejack.
Basher Tarr: [laughing] They didn't see that shit coming!
Saul Bloom: You expect us to just walk out the casino with millions of dollars on us?
Danny Ocean: Yeah.
Frank Catton: You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize?
Billy Tim Denham: I'm sorry?
Frank Catton: You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers.
Bartender: How's the game going?
Rusty Ryan: Longest hour of my life.
Bartender: What?
Rusty Ryan: I'm running away with your wife.
Bartender: Great!
Saul Bloom: I can assure you, Mr.Benedict, that your generosity in this matter will not go overlooked.
Livingston Dell: They'll be watching you like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.
Rusty Ryan: Did you get the cookies i sent you?
Danny Ocean: Why do you think I came to see you first?
Frank Catton: My, you have lovely hands. do you moisturize?
Turk Malloy: Ten thirty-six. Get a watch that works.
Turk Malloy: Hey, watch it, bud!
Virgil Malloy: Who ya callin bud, pal?
Turk Malloy: Who ya callin pal, friend?
Virgil Malloy: Who ya callin friend, jackass?
Turk Malloy: You did not just call me a jackass.
Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.
Basher Tarr: It will be nice working with proper villains again!
Linus Caldwell: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.