On Deadly Ground Reviews
Super Reviewer
"On Deadly Ground" does have a plot, but not that great of one and that's really where the movie suffers. If it would've had a better storyline, it could've been a great movie. The action and fighting sequences in the movie are well done. It also has good special effects. The scenery in the movie is another good thing about it with the snowcapped mountains all through the movie.
All in all, "On Deadly Ground" does have some mildly entertaining action sequences, but overall it's just an average movie. I'd recommend getting other Steven Seagal movies such as either one of the "Under Siege" movies before I'd recommend getting this one. NOTE: That was my Amazon review from the year 2001.
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Steven Seagal plays, and i'm making this up, a martial artist/environmental agent who takes on a ruthless oil corporation. I know story is mostly a Seagal movie weak point, but did the writers have nothing in mind besides extending every scene longer than it needs to be. The movie also has some pointless scene like the vision scene which just add an extra layer of badness to the movie. I haven't watched a more poorly written story developed since I saw BKO: Bangkok Knockout.
I never found Steven Seagal to be a bad-ass for numerous reasons, one being is that he barely or never get hit at all in his movies. Second being he can't act as everyone knows, so I find no reason to root for him as a hero in any movie. Third, he always plays a tough guy which makes us wonder if he's badly acting the main character over and over. The only redeeming value are shots of the mountain in the beginning of the movie.
I never like Steven Seagal to begin with, nothing against him personally, it just his awful movies that I don't like. To think what started as man being used in a bet ended with Steven Seagal being the most boring action star we'll ever have.
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And now, reasons why this movie is awesome:
1. Seagal blows up an oil rig
2. Seagal proves himself to be a true Inuit warrior
3. Seagal vs. Bear
4. Michael Caine's caribu tantrum
5. Seagal beats up an entire bar in order to teach one man a lesson in tolerance
6. Old man in said bar fight tries to throw a weak punch at Seagal and gets owned
6.5. Guys in bar fight who yell: "I'll cut you!" and "MY NUTS!"
7. Seagal survives being in an enormous explosion
8. Dr. Cox from Scrubs pistol wips some eskimos
9. Liles: "Alaska IS a third world country, it's just one we happen to own"
10. Seagal's "the hocus pocus spirit world won't save us now" speech.
11. "Seagal's "background is so top secret it doesn't even flag top secret when you run his jacket"
12. Seagal blows up another oil rig
13. Lee Ermy with one of the best lines in a Seagal film:
"Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!"
14. Billy Bob Thornton gets blowed up.
15. Seagal's "save the planet" speech at the end.
bob
The half star denotes the only good part in the movie....when Steve's old man sidekick has his leg amputated with a pipe cutter. WELL DONE!
