One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Quotes

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    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Chief, just jump up, and put it in the basket. Jump and put it in the basket. No, not you Machini.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (19 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: I tried, god dammit. At least I did that.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (19 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: You guys complain how much you hate it here, and then don't even have the guts to leave! You're all crazy!
    – Submitted by Augusta M (19 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Harding, give him one of your cigarettes.
    2. Harding: But it's my last one.
    3. Randle Patrick McMurphy: That's a fucking lie. Now just give him one.
    – Submitted by Augusta M (19 months ago)
    1. Charlie Cheswick: Rules?! Piss on your fucking rules, Nurse Ratchet!
    – Submitted by Alexander R (19 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Jesus Christ Almighty! Do you nuts wanna play cards or do you wanna fucking jerk off!?
    – Submitted by Alexander R (19 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Want me to take a shit on the floor?
    – Submitted by Maurice S (22 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Jesus, I must be crazy to be in a loony-bin like this.
    – Submitted by Alex K (23 months ago)
    1. Chief Bromden: Ah, Juicy Fruit...
    – Submitted by John H (23 months ago)
    1. Nurse Mildred Ratched: Your hand is staining my window.
    – Submitted by Michael L (24 months ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
    – Submitted by candace c (2 years ago)
    1. Chief Bromden: I knew you wouldnt leave without me.
    – Submitted by Claudia S (2 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Koufax, Koufax kicks, he delivers. Its up the middle its a base hit! Richardson rounding first he's going for second, the balls into deep right center, Davidson over to cut the ball off, here comes the throw Richardson slides, he's in there, HES SAFE! Its a double, Look at Richardson, he's on second base, Koufax is in big fucking trouble, big trouble baby....
    – Submitted by Chris C (2 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: She was 15 going on 35 Doc and she told me she was 18 she was very willing. I practically had to take to sewing my pants on shut. But once you get that little red beaver right up in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all, and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that and that's why I got into jail to begin with and now there telling me I'm crazy over here cause I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable, don't make a bit of since to me. If that's what's being crazy then, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone down the road wacko, but no more no less, that's it.
    – Submitted by Justin O (2 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: You like to look at other people's cards, huh?
    2. Martini: Yes.
    – Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?
    – Submitted by Sam B (3 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
    – Submitted by Robert R (3 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Randle Patrick McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)

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