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    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: I don't like you. If I were a lion, and you were a tuna, I'd swim out to the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! Then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
    – Submitted by Matthew C (3 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you!
    2. Det. Terry Hoitz: What?
    3. Det. Allen Gamble: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on."
    4. Det. Terry Hoitz: No.
    5. Det. Allen Gamble: Put on a little jacket, you go, you take you lunch cause you have big boy pants on? You got your big boy pants and your snack? I can say big loud things! I can be demonstrative!
    6. Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop!
    7. Det. Allen Gamble: We don't, we don't do this!
    8. Det. Terry Hoitz: You're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it!
    9. Det. Allen Gamble: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?
    – Submitted by Matthew C (11 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Bye Shiela!
    – Submitted by sam v (15 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: I'm about to do you grandpa style.
    – Submitted by Joseph K (17 months ago)
    1. Fosse: Hope you like jail food. And penis.
    – Submitted by Deanne T (18 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: If you touch him one more time, I'll beat you with Allen's head.
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: No he's won't. He's just using a hyperbole but that's a really weird example.
    – Submitted by William C (20 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: What is it with you and hot women?
    – Submitted by Brendan C (21 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: These braised short ribs taste like a dogs asshole. What kind of woman would slow roast a dogs asshole, and serve it to her husband?
    – Submitted by Brendan C (21 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock and I gotta fly.
    – Submitted by Michael B (22 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Christinith! You idiot! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!
    – Submitted by Alec M (23 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: lf we were in the wild, l would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, l would go out of my way to attack you. lf l were a lion, and you were a tuna, l would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you! And then l'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: Okay, first off, a lion swimming in the ocean? Lions don't like water. lf you'd placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that'd make sense.But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves, l'm assuming it's off the coast of South Africa,coming up against a full-grown, 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what? You've wandered into our school of tuna, and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated.
    3. Det. Terry Hoitz: Yeah?
    4. Det. Allen Gamble: And said, 'ou know what?' Lion tastes good. Let's go get some more lion.' 'We've developed a systemo establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
    5. Det. Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
    6. Det. Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. lt's not gonna be days at a time, but an hour, hour 45, no problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.
    – Submitted by Nandu J (23 months ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop humming that song!
    – Submitted by Palmer R (24 months ago)
    1. Dr. Sheila Gamble: Pimps don't cry...they don't ever shed a tear.
    – Submitted by Palmer R (24 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Gator don't take no shit!
    – Submitted by Palmer R (24 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
    – Submitted by Palmer R (24 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Why do you say it like it's a pre-determined thing?
    – Submitted by Nicholas R (24 months ago)
    1. Capt. Gene Mauch: Hey! Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over.
    – Submitted by Nicholas R (24 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: The cucumber accents the water in such a way.
    – Submitted by Nicholas R (24 months ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: You are under arrest. Anything you do or say can be used umm.
    2. Det. Terry Hoitz: As a flotation device.
    3. Det. Allen Gamble: Wow, you know what that's very funny.
    – Submitted by Nicholas R (24 months ago)
    1. Narrator: [first lines] In New York City there's a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
    – Submitted by Evan T (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: I always have Little River Band.
    – Submitted by Moe J (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Sorry Capt. Gene.
    2. Capt. Gene Mauch: Just Capt. Not Capt. Gene , I dont have a kiddie show, it sounds creepy.
    – Submitted by Tyler M (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: But do you get what's funny about it?
    – Submitted by Ross E (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Who are you?
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: That's my wife.
    – Submitted by Ross E (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: OMG. You are a pimp
    2. Det. P.K. Highsmith: What? God, no. No, I'm just trying to help a friend.
    – Submitted by Harry S (2 years ago)
    1. Hal: HEY! You get back here, and you make love to my wife!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Fosse: Yo Bilbo Baggins, where ya shoes?
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Christinith: It's Christinith, are you stupid or are you deaf?!
    – Submitted by girly g (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with poison ivy up his ass.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: STOP HUMMING THAT SONG!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Guys I wanna say something right now, it's about a man who came from Austria who had a dream.
    2. Martin: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
    3. Det. Terry Hoitz: Let me finish. He became a champion and then a movie star, He-
    4. Fosse: Arnold Schwarzenegger!
    5. Det. Terry Hoitz: God Damn It! let me finish, they ruined the story. The point is we couldn't do our job if it weren't for you guys doing all the paperwork, answering the phones all that stupid shit we don't like to do.
    6. Det. P.K. Highsmith: All the gun fights, all the car chases, all the sex we don't wanna have with women but we have to. All do to what you guys do, Thank You.
    7. Det. Allen Gamble: And we'd do it again, and again.
    8. Det. P.K. Highsmith: Hey, Hey, Hey you shut your face! if we wanna hear you talk i will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. Ya hear me? Ya hear me? Cash Bar.
    9. Det. Terry Hoitz: Peace out Bitches.
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent. But I wanna hear you scream!
    – Submitted by Daniel R (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
    – Submitted by Daniel O (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you!
    2. Det. Terry Hoitz: What?
    3. Det. Allen Gamble: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on." We don't do that shit!
    4. Det. Terry Hoitz: Stop! Stop it man, you're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it!
    5. Det. Allen Gamble: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?
    – Submitted by Tanya A (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: You gotta be kidding me! You can't keep me cooped up in here all day! I am a peacock! You gotta let me fly!
    – Submitted by Tanya A (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: There are a lot of good things in life, like uh, SODA POP, nice big can of SODA POP.
    – Submitted by Ryan F (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: And when I come back, and bust your ass, we're locking David Ershon in the federal reserve!
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: He still doesn't understand the concept.
    – Submitted by Mikey W (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: That's a wooden gun! [laughs]
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: [hits Hoitz on the nose with the gun]
    3. Det. Terry Hoitz: OW! That hurt man!
    – Submitted by Whereis R (2 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: You feel that Allen? Huh? That tingling in your balls, big amount of butterflies fluttering around your stomach?
    2. Det. Allen Gamble: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?
    – Submitted by Nastassia J (2 years ago)
    1. David Ershon: There gonna kill me and then they will kill you.
    2. Det. Terry Hoitz: Well I'm gonna kill you first!
    3. David Ershon: And then they will kill me.
    – Submitted by Matt S (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Damnit, Bob! Let me ask you, what do you do around here other than interrupt people?
    2. Bob Littleford: Well, I serve as treasurer to the Union. I, uh, make a wicked pot of decaf.
    3. Det. Terry Hoitz: Exactly! You're a worthless piece of shit!
    4. Bob Littleford: You're probably right, Terry. That's why I feel so sad all the time. I think I'll take a walk.
    – Submitted by Lukas O (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: We might as well call ourselves the Febreeze Brothers because it's feeling so fresh right now.
    – Submitted by Noah D (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: I thinks we've all experienced our own ballet today. A ballet of emotion, and feelings..
    2. Francine: You're kind of making it worse.
    3. Det. Allen Gamble: *walks away awkwardly*
    – Submitted by Noah D (3 years ago)
    1. Roger Wesley: If you don't shut up, I'll cut your ear off with a butter knife!
    – Submitted by James W (3 years ago)
    1. Capt. Gene Mauch: This paperwork is like Bob's wife here, thick, ugly, got Danson's fingerprints all over it! No offence Bob.
    2. Bob Littleford: Dahh it's alright.
    – Submitted by James W (3 years ago)
    1. Hal: Beoop beoop beoop! Arnold Palmer alert, Arnold Palmer alert! Who wants some Arnie Palmies?
    2. Christinith: Hal, just place it down please.
    3. Hal: Alrighty.
    4. Christinith: Uhooo, aha, I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with ANYONE since.
    5. Det. Allen Gamble: Christinith, your husband, it's weird.
    6. Christinith: Oh no, he knows all.
    7. Hal: You're a lucky dog, huh huh.
    – Submitted by James W (3 years ago)
    1. Det. P.K. Highsmith: You have the right to remain silent, but I wanna hear you scream!
    – Submitted by Jeremiah V (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Even if you weren't in my food chain, I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I'd bang your tuna girlfriend
    – Submitted by Raphael T (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Christopher Danson: You know what I'm thinking?
    2. Det. P.K. Highsmith: Aim for the bushes.
    – Submitted by Jason R (3 years ago)
    1. Dr. Sheila Gamble: When I saw you...you know what I said to myself? 'This is no pimp. Pimps don't cry'
    – Submitted by Jason R (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: "I'm a Peacock you gotta let me fly!!!
    – Submitted by Tiffany G (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Allen Gamble: Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Det. P.K. Highsmith: Did someone call 9-1-holy shit!
    – Submitted by rob g (3 years ago)
    1. Det. Terry Hoitz: Bye, Sheila.
    – Submitted by Vitor P (3 years ago)

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