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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for action violence, language and rude humor.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Theatrical Release:Mar 4, 2005 Wide

Box Office: $113,006,880

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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  • The Pacifier
  • Walt Disney Pictures presents action hero Vin Diesel (XXX, THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS) in a fast-paced comedy smash from the director of BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE! Lt. Shane Wolfe (Diesel) is a tough-as-nails Navy S.E.A.L. who has controlled military operations in every corner of the globe. Now the ultimate test comes when he's assigned to protect the home front ... as in a house loaded with five out-of-control kids! But even when he trades combat gear for diapers and juice boxes, it's not just a babysitting job -- it's an adventure!
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    The Pacifier provides passable, albeit predictable, family fare sure to please the kids without forcing their adult counterparts to whine like babies.

    Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    E! Online

    You can see the fingerprints of lots of other projects on The Pacifier, so the surprise is that the movie is as sweet and endearing as it is.

    Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
    Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
    St. Paul Pioneer Press

    A shrewd attempt to humanize Vin Diesel, who has been floundering in bloated action blockbusters.

    Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
    03/11/05
    Daniel Eagan
    Daniel Eagan
    Film Journal International

    ...perfect for less-discriminating viewers, and those who just want a 98-minute respite from using their brain.

    Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
    06/18/05
    David Nusair
    David Nusair
    Reel Film Reviews

    The Pacifier is really hilarious and one of my favorite films so far this year.

    Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
    03/13/05
    Diana Saenger
    Diana Saenger
    ReelTalk Movie Reviews

    Vin Diesel reports to diaper duty in the charmingly dippy Disney flick The Pacifier. Diesel’s willingness to appear foolish lends this movie its offbeat appeal

    Full Review Source: Movie Eye | comment Comment
    03/05/05
    Frank Ochieng
    Frank Ochieng
    Movie Eye

    Is Vin Diesel stiff and one-note? Yes, but comedy is about reactions. What’s funny is the kids reacting to him, not his hammy antics.

    Full Review Source: About.com | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Fred Topel
    Fred Topel
    About.com

    This moderately amusing family comedy is one of those movies that is better if you don't think about it.

    Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Jeff Strickler
    Jeff Strickler
    Minneapolis Star Tribune

    Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids.

    Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment Comment
    05/13/05
    Jim Schembri
    Jim Schembri
    Sydney Morning Herald

    a nice, safe family film

    Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | comment Comment
    07/22/05
    Kevin Carr
    Kevin Carr
    7M Pictures

    Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.

    Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Kevin Thomas
    Kevin Thomas
    Los Angeles Times
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    Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.

    Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Kit Bowen
    Kit Bowen
    Hollywood.com

    Moms, dads and anyone else who's nurtured children in the 21st century [will] revel in the catharsis.

    Full Review Source: Orlando Weekly | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Lindy T. Shepherd
    Lindy T. Shepherd
    Orlando Weekly

    Silly as it is, the Disney formula remains viable because it still works

    Full Review Source: Atlantic City Weekly | comment Comment
    03/10/05
    Lori Hoffman
    Lori Hoffman
    Atlantic City Weekly

    A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.

    Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Louis B. Hobson
    Louis B. Hobson
    Jam! Movies

    Basically, this is Big Vin’s Kindergarten Cop and your enjoyment of it will depend on just how much of a Vin fan you are.

    Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
    05/26/05
    Matthew Turner
    Matthew Turner
    ViewLondon

    Vin Diesel's new movie may not pacify his extreme-action-addict fans looking for an adrenaline fix, but it is a nice little Disney film that is a surprisingly pleasant way to spend time with the family.

    Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Melinda Ennis
    Melinda Ennis
    Atlanta Journal-Constitution

    Vin Diesel finally does a decent film. This isn't a laugh out loud comedy but it is a pleasant experience that will give you a few chuckles. Worth a matinee ticket.

    Full Review Source: Eclipse Magazine | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Michelle Alexandria
    Michelle Alexandria
    Eclipse Magazine

    Disney's new family flick is chipper and occasionally clever as it sends up the high-tech know-how required by 21st-century parents.

    Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Ned Martel
    Ned Martel
    New York Times
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    [Diesel's] funnier here than he was in The Chronicles of Riddick, and that one wasn't even billed as a comedy.

    Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Peter Howell
    Peter Howell
    Toronto Star
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