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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for action violence, language and rude humor.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Theatrical Release:Mar 4, 2005 Wide

Box Office: $113,006,880

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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  • The Pacifier
  • Walt Disney Pictures presents action hero Vin Diesel (XXX, THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS) in a fast-paced comedy smash from the director of BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE! Lt. Shane Wolfe (Diesel) is a tough-as-nails Navy S.E.A.L. who has controlled military operations in every corner of the globe. Now the ultimate test comes when he's assigned to protect the home front ... as in a house loaded with five out-of-control kids! But even when he trades combat gear for diapers and juice boxes, it's not just a babysitting job -- it's an adventure!
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    A by-the-books Disney family film. If this is what you are looking for, Diesel delivers an easy, goodwill charm. The preview audience embraced it.

    Full Review Source: FilmsInReview.com | comment Comment
    03/01/05
    Victoria Alexander
    Victoria Alexander
    FilmsInReview.com

    Vin Diesel finally does a decent film. This isn't a laugh out loud comedy but it is a pleasant experience that will give you a few chuckles. Worth a matinee ticket.

    Full Review Source: Eclipse Magazine | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Michelle Alexandria
    Michelle Alexandria
    Eclipse Magazine

    Squarely a kids' film, but mom and dad will have some fun too.

    Full Review Source: Hollywood Report Card | comment Comment
    03/02/05
    Ross Anthony
    Ross Anthony
    Hollywood Report Card

    Abysmal.

    Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
    04/19/05
    Paul Arendt
    Paul Arendt
    BBC

    Embarrassingly true to form.

    Full Review Source: Palo Alto Weekly | comment Comment
    03/02/05
    Jeanne Aufmuth
    Jeanne Aufmuth
    Palo Alto Weekly

    The tinny dialogue of the clumsy screenplay stumbles over the simplest moments of exposition and revelation and Adam Shankman's anonymous direction is plodding at best...

    Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Sean Axmaker
    Sean Axmaker
    Seattle Post-Intelligencer

    As stinky as the diapers star Vin Diesel constantly keeps sticking his hands in.

    Full Review Source: Sympatico.ca | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Angela Baldassarre
    Angela Baldassarre
    Sympatico.ca

    The good news is that the film accelerates just when Vin Diesel’s acting ability starts to wane.

    Full Review Source: Spectrum (St. George, Utah) | comment Comment
    06/07/05
    Bruce Bennett
    Bruce Bennett
    Spectrum (St. George, Utah)

    Vin Diesel is better than the material, but, no matter how hard he tries, he can't rise above the puerile screenplay.

    Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    James Berardinelli
    James Berardinelli
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    An abysmal comedy.

    Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Jami Bernard
    Jami Bernard
    New York Daily News
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    Blah comedy.

    Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Amy Biancolli
    Amy Biancolli
    Houston Chronicle
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    Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.

    Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Kit Bowen
    Kit Bowen
    Hollywood.com

    The movie plays like it was cobbled together from sheetrock and carpet tacks, this makes The Pacifier just worth your children's time, and hardly worth yours.

    Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Ty Burr
    Ty Burr
    Boston Globe
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    To those who think critics are too hard on movies...I ask, can you tell the difference between a Pacifier and a School of Rock? Family films don't have to suck.

    Full Review Source: Groucho Reviews | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Peter Canavese
    Peter Canavese
    Groucho Reviews

    a nice, safe family film

    Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | comment Comment
    07/22/05
    Kevin Carr
    Kevin Carr
    7M Pictures

    I realize this is The Pacifier and not Vera Drake, but how this film strains credulity smacks of contempt for a paying audience

    Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
    07/04/05
    Bill Chambers
    Bill Chambers
    Film Freak Central

    The film doesn't succeed on any level.

    Full Review Source: FilmFocus | comment Comment
    07/05/05
    Dan Chant
    Dan Chant
    FilmFocus

    Recycled material through and through, and what it offers in the affability of its star is countered with a mean streak of humiliation passed off as humor.

    Full Review Source: Window to the Movies | comment Comment
    03/03/05
    Jeffrey Chen
    Jeffrey Chen
    Window to the Movies

    The Pacifier is low on Diesel fuel, though probably amusing enough if you're part of the intended demographic.

    Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
    03/04/05
    Mike Clark
    Mike Clark
    USA Today
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    For what it is--lazily written fluff--the film's extremely entertaining.

    Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | comment Comment
    03/24/05
    Rich Cline
    Rich Cline
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