Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.
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The Pacifier (2005)
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Reviews Counted:126
Fresh:26
Rotten:100
Average Rating:3.7/10
Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.
Theatrical Release:Mar 4, 2005 Wide
Box Office: $113,006,880
Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... [More]
Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane
Director: Adam Shankman
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Reviews for The Pacifier
[Diesel's] funnier here than he was in The Chronicles of Riddick, and that one wasn't even billed as a comedy.
03/04/05
Top CriticThe concept that sort of worked for Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes a cringe-inducing misfire for Vin Diesel in this sloppy mess of a family film that's neither cute nor funny.
03/04/05
A formulaic Disney comedy.
03/04/05
Top CriticWhen you look like a billiard ball and prefer to growl your lines while lobbing a glance that says, 'It would delight me to kill you,' it's hard to mix and match with the sweetie-pie kids of The Pacifier.
03/04/05
Vin Diesel, I used to love you ... but The Pacifier is making my job a lot harder.
03/04/05
An unnecessarily morbid premise that sits uneasily with the slapstick comedy that follows.
03/04/05
The director of Bringing Down the House and the writer and co-creator of Reno 911! fail to find anything funny outside of the diaper pail.
03/04/05
Makes Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London look like a Bond film.
03/04/05
Making the audience wish they were seeing an old Hulk Hogan movie is simply sad.
03/04/05
Top CriticMakes last week's cinematic exploration of surrogate parenthood by an authority figure — Man of the House, with Tommy Lee Jones -- look like a Billy Wilder comedy in comparison.
03/04/05
Top CriticAn abysmal comedy.
03/04/05
Top CriticEven at 97 minutes, The Pacifier is too long.
03/04/05
The Pacifier isn't going to redefine kids' films, but it's far less painful than what it could have been.
03/04/05
Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.
03/04/05
Top CriticPacifying, not exciting, is this movie's unalterable mission.
03/04/05
A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.
03/04/05
Laid out in such a rote manner that to call it by-the- numbers would be an insult to numbers.
03/04/05
Blah comedy.
03/04/05
Though [Diesel] has a definite, if somewhat oily, charisma, comedy really isn't his forte.
03/04/05
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