Pain & Gain Reviews
Top CriticThough this story needs no embellishment, Bay can't help himself.
The Playlist
Pain & Gain fails at being an entertaining and ridiculously fun Michael Bay movie and curdles into something much more tone deaf and obnoxious. It isn't necessarily Michael Bay's worst movie, but it might be his most overworked and least effective.
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| Original Score: D+
Bloomberg News
Bay doesn't have the operatic panache of Quentin Tarantino. At well over two hours, "Pain and Gain" should have gone for lean and mean.
MLive.com
[Michael Bay] takes a stab at crafting politically incorrect satire, but his tone is so mean-spirited, it churns the stomach.
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| Original Score: 1/4
ScreenRant
Pain & Gain isn't a bad movie but it is a flat adaptation - only telling the story of the Sun Gym Gang without adding worthwhile insight (or many laughs).
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
Big Hollywood
Packed with graphic torture sequences and stinging comedy, this fact-based film's is bogged down by its unevenness.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
FoxNews.com
For his first post-"Transformers" production, Bay goes a little too far at making stupidity and violence appear alluring and sexy.
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| Original Score: 4/10
CraveOnline
For the first time in a hugely successful career, he showed a sliver of something more sophisticated, and for that, I applaud the man for the first time.
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| Original Score: 5.5/10
Schmoes Know
Some of Bay's go-to tricks actually inject some juice into film, and I'll at least admit that no one polishes a turd like Michael Bay. But does it still have to smell so bad?
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| Original Score: 2/5
Schmoes Know
I didn't hate watching this movie, it held my interest. It's way too long at over two hours, and even if it was a breezy 85 minute joyride, it would still have that fatal flaw: Michael Bay is the guy calling the shots.
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| Original Score: 2.3/5
You can't thread a needle this fine with a script filtered through Bay's puerile id.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
The Ooh Tray
Lugo and his confederates feitishized the human body, were steeped in misogyny, and had scant intelligence, emotional or otherwise. Their story is brought to the screen by Michael Bay.
Scotsman
120 minutes of this bloated vanity project is plenty painful, while demonstrating that the world has little to gain from Bay relaunching himself as Steven Soderbergh.
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| Original Score: 2/5
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
Overlong, dull and dimwitted, Pain & Gain ends up fetishizing the warped muscle culture it set out to lampoon.
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| Original Score: 1/4
ABC Radio Brisbane
Pain & Gain had the potential to be a great "truth is stranger than fiction" tale. Unfortunately, it's been turned into a dull, uneven movie.
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| Original Score: C
Las Vegas Weekly
The story is too inherently fascinating for Bay to completely screw it up, but he comes close.
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| Original Score: 2.5/5
Daily Film Fix
What starts out as an irreverent comedy with action elements turns into lurid, unpleasant masochistic viewing.
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| Original Score: 4/10
Metro Times (Detroit, MI)
Bay only knows how to pitch his movies at one level: all bombast, all the time. And you can't help but feel that he kind of admires these murderous morons' sloping-brow sense of joie de vivre.
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| Original Score: C
After an hour of "Pain & Gain," it felt more like "Pain & Pain."
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| Original Score: 1.5/4
