Paranormal Activity 4 Movie Review

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Ryan H.
11-14-2012 09:14 PM

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pips78

chris pip

Let's not pretend like this is a difficult movie to understand. People often end up confusing difficult with ridiculous. You don't even need to be fully conscious to understand these movies. Or at least what they are very poorly attempting to do. Here's the formula to make a PA movie. Found footage genre + 45-60 minutes of dreadfully boring build up + the "funny guy" + cheap scares + demon kills everyone (only good part is watching them die) = 50+ million$$ cash money! Sound about right? They actually product placed a Kinect in a movie that takes place in 06. The Kinect was released in 2010. That alone shows me that these people believe their fan base is chock full of "morons" because they don't even pick up on it this BS.

Dec 13 - 08:38 PM

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Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Saw was fucking awesome

Jan 31 - 03:08 PM

Emperor Chase Steele

Emperor Chase Steele

The original Saw wasn't a terrible film. Cheesy, but I think it was a solid horror show. The sequential films were atrocious, however. I feel the same about Paranormal Activity. The original was coherent and nerve shattering at times but very overrated and, as the franchise unfolded, became mind numbingly bad. Hmm...now that I think about it, Zachary, it appears we're on the same page. Now I'm confused as to why I decided to respond lol.

Feb 25 - 03:55 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

My favorite film is Empire Strikes Back, and you hate Apocalypse Now and Lawrence of Arabia!

Feb 26 - 05:57 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

yet you spend it on the Hobbit...

Feb 27 - 03:33 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Run-time The Hobbit: 170 min.
Apocalypse now: 153 min.

Mar 2 - 04:53 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Hobbit: Padding, Boring, childish humor
Apocalypse Now: Inventive, Dark, Haunting, Revolutionary, Imaginative, Visionary, Masterpiece
You: Fucking Moron

Mar 3 - 02:47 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Zach, you just hit full blown retard...Apocalypse Now is haunting because of the Soldiers actions towards the villagers. Inventive because 1. The Helicopter scene 2. The Cinematography 3. The Narrative The Hobbit is fucking boring because the pace is so motherfucking slow (45 fucking minutes to get out of Hobitton!!!), and you're complaining about AN being stretched out, Wow. A;so, the guy who seems to hover over every comment he makes and rep lie is saying AN fans have no lives is hypocrisy at it's finest. And don't even bother responding because I'm done. you are singlehandedly one of the dumbest people on this website, maybe not tied with Movie 43 or Geordie, but up there. so shut the fuck up and die

Mar 5 - 01:24 PM

Dylan  J.

Dylan Jones

Well, it's pretty obvious right there with your "if you don't, you're just a coward," comment that you are trying to provoke him into coming back into the argument. Just let it go, Zach.

Mar 7 - 02:44 PM

Franz G.

Franz Gillyweed

Zach are you so fucking stupid.

Mar 16 - 10:31 AM

David Lo Pan

EntertainMeOrDie .

apocalypse now is such trash.

Mar 19 - 01:47 PM

Steven Hawes

Steven Hawes

Chris pip, The movie does not take place in 2006 it takes place in 2011, just by seeing you write that means you havent even watched it and here you are talking shit about the film, or you just pay absolutely no fucking attention, look at the damn poster it says "2011" write in the bottom...and now you're straight to thinking they think we're all a choke full of morons? quoting you "That alone shows me" that you don't understand how to understand 1st grade " Setting" P.S. Your little math gimmick up there is as cute as your last name.

Jan 18 - 04:07 PM

Dylan  J.

Dylan Jones

This was not a good movie, but I will say that you are wrong when you say it takes place in 2006 and therefore it cannot have the Kinect in it. It takes place in 2011 as specified in the movie.

Mar 7 - 02:42 PM

Samuel-L-b lackson

James Hogg

moron

Nov 15 - 07:46 AM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

faggot

Feb 26 - 05:53 PM

mattovo

mattovo the great

you obviously didn't understand the film

Nov 15 - 07:33 AM

Steven Hawes

Steven Hawes

Exactly! Since they know so much they should obviously make a better film themselves and give it a wide realease, I'd like to see them try

Jan 18 - 04:12 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

by God, you're fucking retarded. If we don't6 have the right to criticize a shitty film because we never made one, what right do have to say it's good? none. These talentless fucks in hollywood are allowed to make movies because of fucking idiots like you

Jan 31 - 03:04 PM

Lee Augustus

Lee Augustus

Okay I was a little too hard, but my piont still stands!

Mar 1 - 07:33 PM

Emperor Chase Steele

Emperor Chase Steele

Steven, I could blow my load, slow it down, extend it to 80 mins, and get a better result than these movies. They're fucking horrible.

Jan 31 - 04:03 PM

Carlos Garcia

Carlos Garcia

I agree this movie sucks sweaty donkey balls and that Zach guy is a douche.

Mar 13 - 10:33 AM

Brendan Sullivan

Brendan Sullivan

Challenged excepted Steven

Jun 30 - 10:50 PM

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