Critics Consensus: Paranormal Activity 4 Offers Up Stale Scares
Plus, Alex Cross is a generic thriller, and The Sessions and Holy Motors are Certified Fresh.
This week at the movies, we've got ghostly video recordings (Paranormal Activity 4, starring Katie Featherston and Kathryn Newton) and a killer on the loose (Alex Cross, starring Tyler Perry and Edward Burns). What do the critics have to say?
Paranormal Activity 4
25%
The first three Paranormal Activity films were able to wring a surprising amount of scares out of purported found footage from stationary cameras. However, all good things must come to an end, and critics say Paranormal Activity 4 finds the franchise repeating itself, offering some decent shocks but mostly recycling the elements that worked better before. Alex (Kathryn Newton) is a teenager who notices a strange new kid in the neighborhood. When the boy's mother is hospitalized, he moves in with Alex's family - and seems to bring a strange curse with him. The pundits say Paranormal Activity 4 is pretty creepy, but the sense of surprise is gone -- it's the first entry that feels formulaic.
Alex Cross
12%
Despite the middling critical response to Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider, detective Alex Cross gets another shot at big screen glory. Unfortunately, critics say Alex Cross is a thoroughly generic action thriller, and Tyler Perry lacks the gravitas Morgan Freeman brought to the title role previous installments. Cross is a Detroit cop on the trail of the sadistic serial killer Picasso (Matthew Fox), whose targets are comprised of the city's elite. Soon, however, the mystery becomes personal as the killer threatens Cross' loved ones. The pundits say Alex Cross is plagued by underdeveloped characters, big gaps in logic, and an overabundance of clichés. (Check out this week's Total recall, in which we count down co-star Jean Reno's best-reviewed films.)
Also opening this week in limited release:
- Brooklyn Castle, a documentary about an inner city public school that boasts the best junior high chess team in the country, is at 100 percent.
- Question One, a doc about the battle over gay marriage in Maine, is at 100 percent.
- The Sessions, starring John Hawkes and Helen Hunt in a drama about a man with polio looking for romance, is Certified Fresh at 95 percent.
- Holy Motors, a fantasy/drama comprised of a series of loosely connected vignettes involving a tycoon wearing a number of different costumes, is Certified Fresh at 93 percent.
- We Are Legion: The Story of the Hacktivists, a doc about the hacker collective Anonymous, is at 88 percent.
- Yogawoman, a doc about the history and practice of yoga, is at 80 percent.
- All Together, starring Jane Fonda and Geraldine Chaplin in a comedy about a group of seniors who attempt a communal living arrangement, is at 64 percent.
- The Flat, a doc in which a man discovers dark family secrets while cleaning out his recently deceased grandmother's apartment, is at 60 percent.
- The First Time, a dramedy about a pair of high school kids who find themselves in the throes of first love, is at 56 percent.
- Tai Chi Zero, a martial arts film about a town full of fighting experts who find themselves threatened by industrialists, is at 54 percent.
- Nobody Walks, starring John Krasinski and Olivia Thirlby in drama about a filmmaker whose temporary residence upends the lives of her host family, is at 32 percent.
- That's What She Said, starring Anne Heche in a comedy about a woman and her close friends who go on a series of misadventures leading up to a big date, is at zero percent.
Finally, props to Mike Smith for coming the closest to guessing Atlas Shrugged: Part II's zero percent Tomatometer.
Barney Funk
It seems like Paranormal is following in Saw's footsteps. Enough is enough
Oct 18 - 04:38 PM
Trevon Reid
The best comment I've read today.
Oct 18 - 04:42 PM
Barney Funk
Thanks man! Love the Regular Show pic!
Oct 18 - 04:43 PM
Bentley Lyles
I LOL'd at your profile pic, Trevon.
Oct 18 - 06:22 PM
Jim Ylonen
Implying Saw 2 and 3 actually worked as sequels.
Oct 20 - 10:50 PM