ParaNorman Quotes

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    1. Courtney: So I was wondering if you want to see a movie sometime?
    2. Mitch: Nah. You would like my boyfriend. He's a total chick flick nut.
    – Submitted by Miles F (2 months ago)
    1. Mitch: All you want to do is burn and murder stuff, burn and murder stuff, just burning and murdering.
    – Submitted by Miles F (2 months ago)
    1. Sandra Babcock: Not believing in the afterlife is like not believing in astrology.
    – Submitted by Alfred B (5 months ago)
    1. Alvin: Don't get your bra in a twist, fat boy. This has nothing to do with you, so keep out of my way.
    2. Neil: Or what?
    3. Alvin: Or, uh, I'll punch you in boobs.
    4. Neil: I don't have boobs. These are pectorals.
    5. Neil: Ow! My boobs!
    – Submitted by Isabella M (17 months ago)
    1. Mr. Prenderghast: Tell me you'll do this.
    2. Norman Babcock: I. I.
    3. Mr. Prenderghast: Swear!
    4. Norman Babcock: You mean the F word?
    5. Mr. Prenderghast: I mean, promise!
    – Submitted by Isabella M (17 months ago)
    1. Sandra Babcock: Y'know, sometimes people say things that seem mean, but they do it because they're afraid.
    2. Norman Babcock: He's my dad. He shouldn't be afraid of me.
    3. Sandra Babcock: He's not afraid OF you, he's afraid FOR you.
    – Submitted by Sara J (19 months ago)
    1. Neil: So what do we do now?
    2. Norman Babcock: I... uh... I-I really don't know.
    3. Courtney: Yes you do, Norman. You've got to get to that witch's grave!
    4. Norman Babcock: But-
    5. Courtney: But nothing, you listen to me, buster! We didn't turn away when Daleridge High was slaughtering our volleyball team, did we?
    6. Norman Babcock: I thought we did.
    7. Courtney: No we didn't! I've cheered the uncheerable, Norman, and I'm NOT letting you give up now!
    – Submitted by Sara J (19 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: Mr. Prenderghast appeared to me in the bathroom.
    2. Neil: Ew.
    3. Norman Babcock: No, his spirit. His says the witch's curse is real and I have to go up to the old graveyard and stop it before the sun sets tonight.
    4. Neil: So... you wanna come play a bit later?
    5. Norman Babcock: Didn't you hear what I just said?
    6. Neil: Yeah, but I thought my idea was the less likely to get us eaten.
    – Submitted by Sara J (19 months ago)
    1. Mitch: [after Norman randomly shouted 'The dead are coming!' during the school play] Did he just say the 'dead' are coming?
    2. Perry Babcock: No, no, no, no...
    3. Norman Babcock: Yes! The tree told me! [everyone looks at Neil, who's dressed as a tree]
    – Submitted by Sara J (19 months ago)
    1. Sheriff Hooper: It would've been a quiet night too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
    – Submitted by Emma M (19 months ago)
    1. Aggie: But then, those horrible men came and took me away! [eyes glow] And I never saw her again! [notices a butterfly went into dust, and begins to shed tears and runs toward the tree]
    2. Norman Babcock: Sometimes when people get scared, they say and do terrible things. I think you got so scared that, you forgot who you are, but I don't think you're a witch. Not really.
    3. Aggie: You don't?
    4. Norman Babcock: I just think you're a little kid with a really special gift, who only ever wanted people to understand her.
    – Submitted by Emma M (19 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: Does anyone know how to pick a lock? [everyone turns and looks at Alvin]
    2. Alvin: Sure. Pickin' locks is my thing. [breaks door]
    – Submitted by Gavin K (20 months ago)
    1. Aggie: What about the people who hurt you? Don't you want them to suffer?
    2. Norman Babcock: I thought about that once, but what good would it do?
    – Submitted by Gin N (20 months ago)
    1. Neil: You can't stop bullying - it's part of human nature. If you were bigger and more stupid, you'd probably be a bully too. It's called 'survival of the thickest'.
    – Submitted by Rintuna S (20 months ago)
    1. Mr. Prenderghast: Not yet... [laughing] Not yet!
    – Submitted by Hemanth C (21 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: Mom...your are embarrassing me.
    2. Sandra Babcock: That's my job.
    – Submitted by Hemanth C (21 months ago)
    1. Sandra Babcock: Not believing in the living dead is like not believing in astronomy...
    – Submitted by Lucas M (21 months ago)
    1. Neil: So, you wanna play some hockey?
    2. Norman Babcock: Did you not hear what I just said?
    3. Neil: Yeah, but I think my idea is less likly to get us eaten.
    – Submitted by Edward JM G (22 months ago)
    1. Sheriff Hooper: What do you think you're doing firing at civilians? That is for the police to do!
    – Submitted by Andrew M (23 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: This is so unfair. I wish everyone could see what I see. I didn't ask to be born this way...
    2. Perry Babcock: Huh, funny. Neither did we.
    – Submitted by Leah S (23 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: Everyone in the real world thinks I'm a freak! But you know, maybe they're right! Maybe I am a freak, but I never ask for your help! Just go!
    – Submitted by Leah S (23 months ago)
    1. Mitch: Sure. My boyfriend loves chick flicks.
    – Submitted by Corey V (23 months ago)
    1. Neil: Hey Norman, Wait Up!
    2. Norman Babcock: I would like to be alone.
    3. Neil: So do I. Lets do it together!
    – Submitted by Timothy K (23 months ago)
    1. Courtney: So... is he dead, or what?
    – Submitted by Michael C (23 months ago)
    1. Perry Babcock: Can't you be like other kids your age?
    2. Norman Babcock: I thought you said kids my age were too busy shoplifting and joyriding.
    – Submitted by Chris K (23 months ago)
    1. Courtney: I just knew something like this was going to happen tonight.
    2. Mitch: You did? Wow, cause that zombie bit really threw me.
    – Submitted by Chris K (23 months ago)
    1. Norman Babcock: [to a lady that is dead from being hung] How's it hanging?
    – Submitted by Chris K (23 months ago)
    1. Neil: You could be a bully too if you were bigger and dumber.
    – Submitted by Debbie P (23 months ago)
    1. Mitch: [about Norman] You don't need to be hanging around with weird people, okay? That's a tip.
    2. Neil: Don't blow this for me, Mitch. This one's not weird. He talks to dead people.
    – Submitted by Sara J (24 months ago)
    1. Neil: So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere all the time?
    2. Norman Babcock: Uhh... yeah.
    3. Neil: Awesome! Oh, do you think you can see my dog, Bub? He was ran over by an animal rescue van. Tragic and ironic.
    – Submitted by Sara J (24 months ago)
    1. Neil: That statute just pissed at us.
    – Submitted by Ju D (24 months ago)
    1. Mitch: That is the sound of not awesome things.
    – Submitted by Tracy K (24 months ago)
    1. Alvin: Are they going to try to eat our brains?
    2. Norman Babcock: I think you'll be safe.
    – Submitted by Gabby L (24 months ago)
    1. Neil: You can see ghosts all the time? Awesome!
    – Submitted by 'Michael S (24 months ago)
    1. Grandma: There's nothing wrong with being scared, Norman, as long as it doesn't change who you are.
    – Submitted by Andres A (24 months ago)
    1. Mitch: You're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick nut!
    – Submitted by Cielo O (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Prenderghast: Swear!
    2. Norman Babcock: You mean like the F-word?
    – Submitted by Zowey L (2 years ago)
    1. Neil: You wanna play some hockey?
    – Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)
    1. Courtney: I knew something like this was going to happen!
    2. Mitch: You did? Wow. Because that zombie bit really threw me.
    – Submitted by Deette K (2 years ago)
    1. Neil: Don't make me throw this hummus: It's spicy!
    – Submitted by Claudine A (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Prenderghast: I was askin' him!
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Perry Babcock: Can't you be like other kids your age?
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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