ParaNorman Quotes

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  • Courtney:
    So I was wondering if you want to see a movie sometime?
    Mitch:
    Nah. You would like my boyfriend. He's a total chick flick nut.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (12 months ago)

  • Mitch:
    All you want to do is burn and murder stuff, burn and murder stuff, just burning and murdering.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (12 months ago)

  • Sandra Babcock:
    Not believing in the afterlife is like not believing in astrology.
    ‐ Submitted by Alfred B (15 months ago)

  • Alvin:
    Don't get your bra in a twist, fat boy. This has nothing to do with you, so keep out of my way.
    Neil:
    Or what?
    Alvin:
    Or, uh, I'll punch you in boobs.
    Neil:
    I don't have boobs. These are pectorals.
    Neil:
    Ow! My boobs!
    ‐ Submitted by Isabella M (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Prenderghast:
    Tell me you'll do this.
    Norman Babcock:
    I. I.
    Mr. Prenderghast:
    Swear!
    Norman Babcock:
    You mean the F word?
    Mr. Prenderghast:
    I mean, promise!
    ‐ Submitted by Isabella M (2 years ago)

  • Sandra Babcock:
    Y'know, sometimes people say things that seem mean, but they do it because they're afraid.
    Norman Babcock:
    He's my dad. He shouldn't be afraid of me.
    Sandra Babcock:
    He's not afraid OF you, he's afraid FOR you.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    So what do we do now?
    Norman Babcock:
    I... uh... I-I really don't know.
    Courtney:
    Yes you do, Norman. You've got to get to that witch's grave!
    Norman Babcock:
    But-
    Courtney:
    But nothing, you listen to me, buster! We didn't turn away when Daleridge High was slaughtering our volleyball team, did we?
    Norman Babcock:
    I thought we did.
    Courtney:
    No we didn't! I've cheered the uncheerable, Norman, and I'm NOT letting you give up now!
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    Mr. Prenderghast appeared to me in the bathroom.
    Neil:
    Ew.
    Norman Babcock:
    No, his spirit. His says the witch's curse is real and I have to go up to the old graveyard and stop it before the sun sets tonight.
    Neil:
    So... you wanna come play a bit later?
    Norman Babcock:
    Didn't you hear what I just said?
    Neil:
    Yeah, but I thought my idea was the less likely to get us eaten.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Mitch:
    [after Norman randomly shouted 'The dead are coming!' during the school play] Did he just say the 'dead' are coming?
    Perry Babcock:
    No, no, no, no...
    Norman Babcock:
    Yes! The tree told me! [everyone looks at Neil, who's dressed as a tree]
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Sheriff Hooper:
    It would've been a quiet night too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
    ‐ Submitted by Emma M (2 years ago)

  • Aggie:
    But then, those horrible men came and took me away! [eyes glow] And I never saw her again! [notices a butterfly went into dust, and begins to shed tears and runs toward the tree]
    Norman Babcock:
    Sometimes when people get scared, they say and do terrible things. I think you got so scared that, you forgot who you are, but I don't think you're a witch. Not really.
    Aggie:
    You don't?
    Norman Babcock:
    I just think you're a little kid with a really special gift, who only ever wanted people to understand her.
    ‐ Submitted by Emma M (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    Does anyone know how to pick a lock? [everyone turns and looks at Alvin]
    Alvin:
    Sure. Pickin' locks is my thing. [breaks door]
    ‐ Submitted by Gavin K (2 years ago)

  • Aggie:
    What about the people who hurt you? Don't you want them to suffer?
    Norman Babcock:
    I thought about that once, but what good would it do?
    ‐ Submitted by Gin N (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    You can't stop bullying - it's part of human nature. If you were bigger and more stupid, you'd probably be a bully too. It's called 'survival of the thickest'.
    ‐ Submitted by Rintuna S (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Prenderghast:
    Not yet... [laughing] Not yet!
    ‐ Submitted by Hemanth C (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    Mom...your are embarrassing me.
    Sandra Babcock:
    That's my job.
    ‐ Submitted by Hemanth C (2 years ago)

  • Sandra Babcock:
    Not believing in the living dead is like not believing in astronomy...
    ‐ Submitted by Lucas M (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    So, you wanna play some hockey?
    Norman Babcock:
    Did you not hear what I just said?
    Neil:
    Yeah, but I think my idea is less likly to get us eaten.
    ‐ Submitted by Edward JM G (2 years ago)

  • Sheriff Hooper:
    What do you think you're doing firing at civilians? That is for the police to do!
    ‐ Submitted by Andrew M (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    This is so unfair. I wish everyone could see what I see. I didn't ask to be born this way...
    Perry Babcock:
    Huh, funny. Neither did we.
    ‐ Submitted by Leah S (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    Everyone in the real world thinks I'm a freak! But you know, maybe they're right! Maybe I am a freak, but I never ask for your help! Just go!
    ‐ Submitted by Leah S (2 years ago)

  • Mitch:
    Sure. My boyfriend loves chick flicks.
    ‐ Submitted by Corey V (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    Hey Norman, Wait Up!
    Norman Babcock:
    I would like to be alone.
    Neil:
    So do I. Lets do it together!
    ‐ Submitted by Timothy K (2 years ago)

  • Courtney:
    So... is he dead, or what?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)

  • Perry Babcock:
    Can't you be like other kids your age?
    Norman Babcock:
    I thought you said kids my age were too busy shoplifting and joyriding.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris K (2 years ago)

  • Courtney:
    I just knew something like this was going to happen tonight.
    Mitch:
    You did? Wow, cause that zombie bit really threw me.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris K (2 years ago)

  • Norman Babcock:
    [to a lady that is dead from being hung] How's it hanging?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris K (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    You could be a bully too if you were bigger and dumber.
    ‐ Submitted by Debbie P (2 years ago)

  • Mitch:
    [about Norman] You don't need to be hanging around with weird people, okay? That's a tip.
    Neil:
    Don't blow this for me, Mitch. This one's not weird. He talks to dead people.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    So is it true? Can you see ghosts, like, everywhere all the time?
    Norman Babcock:
    Uhh... yeah.
    Neil:
    Awesome! Oh, do you think you can see my dog, Bub? He was ran over by an animal rescue van. Tragic and ironic.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara J (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    That statute just pissed at us.
    ‐ Submitted by Ju D (2 years ago)

  • Mitch:
    That is the sound of not awesome things.
    ‐ Submitted by Tracy K (2 years ago)

  • Alvin:
    Are they going to try to eat our brains?
    Norman Babcock:
    I think you'll be safe.
    ‐ Submitted by Gabby L (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    You can see ghosts all the time? Awesome!
    ‐ Submitted by 'Michael S (2 years ago)

  • Grandma:
    There's nothing wrong with being scared, Norman, as long as it doesn't change who you are.
    ‐ Submitted by Andres A (2 years ago)

  • Mitch:
    You're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick nut!
    ‐ Submitted by Cielo O (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Prenderghast:
    Swear!
    Norman Babcock:
    You mean like the F-word?
    ‐ Submitted by Zowey L (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    You wanna play some hockey?
    ‐ Submitted by Sam C (2 years ago)

  • Courtney:
    I knew something like this was going to happen!
    Mitch:
    You did? Wow. Because that zombie bit really threw me.
    ‐ Submitted by Deette K (2 years ago)

  • Neil:
    Don't make me throw this hummus: It's spicy!
    ‐ Submitted by Claudine A (2 years ago)

  • Mr. Prenderghast:
    I was askin' him!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Perry Babcock:
    Can't you be like other kids your age?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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