Parental Guidance Quotes

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  • Diane Decker:
    After your kids grow up, your husband is the one who stays.
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (8 months ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    Don't call me grandpa, Call me Artie.
    Barker:
    Can I call you Fartie?
    ‐ Submitted by imani p (23 months ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    I taught them how to shave! Show 'em your legs Boys!
    ‐ Submitted by Rebecca C (2 years ago)

  • Diane Decker:
    [to Violin Teacher] If you EVER speak to my Granddaughter like that again..There will be nothing left of you but some red hair and an accent... Is that clear comrade?
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Diane Decker:
    You gotta shape up Artie! You know what Grandparenting is? A Second chance!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Diane Decker:
    After your kids grow up... Your husband is the one who stays!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Alice Simmons:
    That's not bad!
    Diane Decker:
    Not Bad? She looks like a 12 year old widow!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    Ok I tell you what... Don't call me Grandpa... Call me Artie!
    Barker:
    Can I call you Fartie?
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    I'm not going!
    Diane Decker:
    You're going!
    Artie Decker:
    That's what I meant!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Harper Simmons:
    You lied to me! Yogurt is not like Ice-cream!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Diane Decker:
    [looks at Artie when he doesn't know he has paint on his face] What's wrong with your face?
    Artie Decker:
    Oh and you're such a pleasure in the morning?
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    Oh it's project Runway..Take off those shoes and I'll give you a dollar.
    Barker:
    5.
    Artie Decker:
    2.50
    Barker:
    Deal.
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    I don't think these kids like me.
    Diane Decker:
    They have to know you better before they don't like you!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Harper:
    We are so past weird!
    ‐ Submitted by Hannah F (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    Love is Blind and spparently so is Carlos.
    ‐ Submitted by Andy A (2 years ago)

  • Artie Decker:
    Tony Hawk Man, how you doin?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

  • Diane Decker:
    Our grandchildren are gonna love me!
    Artie Decker:
    What about me?
    Diane Decker:
    That's your problem.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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