• PG, 1 hr. 44 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Andy Fickman
    In Theaters:
    Dec 25, 2012 Wide
    On DVD:
    Mar 26, 2013
  • 20th Century Fox

Parental Guidance Quotes

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    1. Artie Decker: Don't call me grandpa, Call me Artie.
    2. Barker: Can I call you Fartie?
    – Submitted by imani p (13 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: I taught them how to shave! Show 'em your legs Boys!
    – Submitted by Rebecca C (18 months ago)
    1. Diane Decker: [to Violin Teacher] If you EVER speak to my Granddaughter like that again..There will be nothing left of you but some red hair and an accent... Is that clear comrade?
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Diane Decker: You gotta shape up Artie! You know what Grandparenting is? A Second chance!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Diane Decker: After your kids grow up... Your husband is the one who stays!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Alice Simmons: That's not bad!
    2. Diane Decker: Not Bad? She looks like a 12 year old widow!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: Ok I tell you what... Don't call me Grandpa... Call me Artie!
    2. Barker: Can I call you Fartie?
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: I'm not going!
    2. Diane Decker: You're going!
    3. Artie Decker: That's what I meant!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Harper Simmons: You lied to me! Yogurt is not like Ice-cream!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Diane Decker: [looks at Artie when he doesn't know he has paint on his face] What's wrong with your face?
    2. Artie Decker: Oh and you're such a pleasure in the morning?
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: Oh it's project Runway..Take off those shoes and I'll give you a dollar.
    2. Barker: 5.
    3. Artie Decker: 2.50
    4. Barker: Deal.
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: I don't think these kids like me.
    2. Diane Decker: They have to know you better before they don't like you!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Harper: We are so past weird!
    – Submitted by Hannah F (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: Love is Blind and spparently so is Carlos.
    – Submitted by Andy A (18 months ago)
    1. Artie Decker: Tony Hawk Man, how you doin?
    – Submitted by Chris P (19 months ago)
    1. Diane Decker: Our grandchildren are gonna love me!
    2. Artie Decker: What about me?
    3. Diane Decker: That's your problem.
    – Submitted by Chris P (19 months ago)

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