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- Tod: You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.‐ Submitted by Marlon L (8 months ago)
- Susan: We're Power-Eating.
- Screaming Co-ed: It's Kevin Buckman!
- Tod: Did I win?
- Julie: If he thinks after this that I'm having his baby, he's crazy!
- Gil Buckman: What say later, after the kids are asleep, I wear this outfit?
- Kevin: Why did you make me play second base?
- David Brodsky: Dazzle me!
- Nathan: Ah! Close to you!
- Tod: That's one horny little dude!
- Grandma: Some like the merry-go-round, but where do you get with that-just round and round. I like the roller coaster.