Parker

Parker

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  • Parker
    3 minutes 31 seconds
    Added: Oct 4, 2012

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Parker Reviews

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Russell Hainline
Movie Mezzanine

Randomly in the future you'll come upon it late one night on Starz, watch twenty minutes or so, then change the channel.

Full Review Source: Movie Mezzanine | Original Score: C

February 6, 2014
Graeme Virtue
The List

Hackford approaches his task as if he's seen one of the duffer Elmore Leonard movie adaptations of recent years, or at least had one described to him.

Full Review Source: The List | Original Score: 2/5

March 8, 2013
Greg Evans
Bloomberg News

"Parker" quickly settles into a lurching routine of explosive, predictable set pieces.

Full Review Source: Bloomberg News | Original Score: **

February 28, 2013
Ben Kenber
We Got This Covered

Parker turns out to be a big letdown as it brings nothing new to the crime thriller genre, and it is not likely to stay with you long after the credits have finished.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 5/10

January 25, 2013
Jeff Beck
Examiner.com

Oh Jason Statham, will you ever stop making the same movie over and over again?

Full Review Source: Examiner.com | Original Score: 2/4

January 28, 2013
William Bibbiani
CraveOnline

Isn't as fun as we've come to expect from a typical Jason Statham movie, and isn't as classy as we've come to expect from an atypical one.

Full Review Source: CraveOnline | Original Score: 5/10

January 24, 2013
Mark Ellis
Schmoes Know

The performances aren't to blame here, but unfortunately everything else is: bad story, worse script, and useless subplots make "Parker" an action ride for which you won't want a ticket.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 2/5

January 28, 2013
Kristian Harloff
Schmoes Know

Statham is ever-reliable as a leading tough guy, but he gets saddled with the unwinnable task of teaming up with a silly, unnecessary sidekick played by Jennifer Lopez.

Full Review Source: Schmoes Know | Original Score: 2/5

January 28, 2013
John Semley
Slant Magazine

As an especial embarrassment, here Jason Statham's superficial manipulability is put in service of corny capering and costuming.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 19, 2013
Donald Clarke
Irish Times

We like you, Jason. You're perfectly acceptable in near-silent, pseudo-Asian action nonsense. But you, sir, are no Lee Marvin.

Full Review Source: Irish Times | Original Score: 1/5

March 9, 2013
Roger Moore
Movie Nation

They make Statham talk too much. And Lopez? Thanks for stripping.

Full Review Source: Movie Nation | Original Score: 1.5/4

January 25, 2013
Margot Harrison
Seven Days

The movie seems to suffer from a misguided attempt to chase the female demo.

Full Review Source: Seven Days | Original Score: 4/10

May 22, 2013
Graham Young
Birmingham Post

If Statham harbours ambitions of making a career-defining action thriller, Parker has to be seen as another opportunity lost.

Full Review Source: Birmingham Post | Original Score: 2/5

March 13, 2013
Graham Young
Birmingham Mail

Even adding Jennifer Lopez to the mix in time for her to strip and show off her infamous rear doesn't add much in the way of silver screen sizzle.

Full Review Source: Birmingham Mail | Original Score: 2/5

March 19, 2013
James Berardinelli
ReelViews
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The action scenes are crisply directed, brutal, and invigorating. There are several of them and, in the aftermath of two, Parker is left a bloody mess.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 25, 2013
Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
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If you've ever wanted to see the camel that's the result of that proverbial horse-building committee, check out Parker -- and the hump, you'll pardon the expression, is the character played by Jennifer Lopez.

Full Review Source: TheWrap

January 23, 2013
Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal
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The most distinctive thing about "Parker" is its title.

Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal

January 24, 2013
Adam Lee Davies
Little White Lies

Things get off to a flying start, but you just know your luck isn't going to hold.

Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Original Score: 1/5

March 7, 2013
Josh Modell
AV Club
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Though Parker starts off fairly strong, the action gets more predictable as it meanders toward its conclusion.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: C+

January 25, 2013
Robert Levin
amNewYork

This is classic grindhouse material pretending to be something it's not.

Full Review Source: amNewYork | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 25, 2013
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