• PG, 1 hr. 31 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Steve Carr
    In Theaters:
    Jan 16, 2009 Wide
    On DVD:
    May 19, 2009
  • Sony Pictures/Columbia Pictures

Critic Review - USA Today

The last name Blart may be the funniest thing in the movie, so that's a hint as to just how bad this shopping-center saga can be.

January 16, 2009 Full Review Source: USA Today | Comments (8)
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Nick Durazo

I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a rotten review. Judging from Claudia's tone, I'm assuming she would have given this something like a 3 out of 10.

Jan 16 - 02:18 PM

Blank Frank

Jeremy D

Pointless fact: "Blart" is an actual word. If I remember correctly, it means "the sound a calf makes." Thanks, Balderdash (the board game)!

It sounds more like a conflation of "blast" and "fart", though, doesn't it?

Jan 17 - 01:34 AM

Brook M.

Brook Monroe

Well, the last name "Puig" is the funniest thing in your review. USA Today is pretty much populist trash pandering to the lowest common denominator--so I have to say, hey, folks, nothing to see here, move along.

Jan 18 - 06:22 PM

Tippy T.

Tippy Tomm

Well Brook M. (or should I say Kevin James), I actually agree with you.

Jan 18 - 07:34 PM

Tippy T.

Tippy Tomm

Well Brook M, or should I say Kevin James)....I agree with you.

Jan 18 - 07:37 PM


Brian C

I agree with Brook. The only reason I even read the comment was because of the pretty face in the picture next to it. Hey Pig, I mean Puig, if you didn't look so good no one would read your reviews. Thank God for beautiful women. Oh, and Blart rules!

Jan 20 - 08:57 AM


freezingicekirby Shafer

I swear, you RottenTomato users (not the critics) are pathetic.

Mar 6 - 04:59 PM

Mark M.

Mark Masulli

One of, if not the worst "movie" I've ever seen (didn't watch to the end). Stupid and not funny. What could have made it worse? Adam Sandler.

Jun 11 - 10:48 AM

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