The last name Blart may be the funniest thing in the movie, so that's a hint as to just how bad this shopping-center saga can be.
I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a rotten review. Judging from Claudia's tone, I'm assuming she would have given this something like a 3 out of 10.
Jan 16 - 02:18 PM
Pointless fact: "Blart" is an actual word. If I remember correctly, it means "the sound a calf makes." Thanks, Balderdash (the board game)!It sounds more like a conflation of "blast" and "fart", though, doesn't it?
Jan 17 - 01:34 AM
Well, the last name "Puig" is the funniest thing in your review. USA Today is pretty much populist trash pandering to the lowest common denominator--so I have to say, hey, folks, nothing to see here, move along.
Jan 18 - 06:22 PM
Well Brook M. (or should I say Kevin James), I actually agree with you.
Jan 18 - 07:34 PM
Well Brook M, or should I say Kevin James)....I agree with you.
Jan 18 - 07:37 PM
I agree with Brook. The only reason I even read the comment was because of the pretty face in the picture next to it. Hey Pig, I mean Puig, if you didn't look so good no one would read your reviews. Thank God for beautiful women. Oh, and Blart rules!
Jan 20 - 08:57 AM
I swear, you RottenTomato users (not the critics) are pathetic.
Mar 6 - 04:59 PM
One of, if not the worst "movie" I've ever seen (didn't watch to the end). Stupid and not funny. What could have made it worse? Adam Sandler.
Jun 11 - 10:48 AM