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Paulie

Paulie

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  • Paulie
    2 minutes 13 seconds
    Added: May 9, 2008

Paulie Quotes

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  • Paulie:
    [when falling off his perch in the house] Ah! Look out!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    [when he was first given to Marie by her grandpa as a baby bird] I don't know what this creature was, but I liked it.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lila Alweather:
    [during an argument between her and Warren about Marie's stuttering] Alright, we'll order her to stop stuttering.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    Birds don't talk and they don't teach, okay? They just repeat what we say. They don't understand.
    Marie:
    P-- P-- Paulie understands!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    [sarcastically] Pretty quiet, aren't you there, professor?
    Paulie:
    I was quiet. I'm sorry I was, but I was afraid of him.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    [shaking Marie's hand] That's a strong handshake.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [when she is dangling from the rooftop] Help!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    [to the cat, trying to make it go outside] Go dig somethin' up or, or bury something!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    C-- CUP!
    Lila Alweather:
    [amazed] You did it, Marie! You did it! [hugs Marie]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [having a lollipop in her mouth; to Paulie] Y-- you w-- want some?
    Paulie:
    [starts licking the lollipop, which Marie then puts back in her mouth, which is quite disgusting since it now has bird germs]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lila Alweather:
    Just mix a little in there. All right?
    Marie:
    O-- okay.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lila Alweather:
    [to Marie during the party for Warren] Why don't you two go outside and play until Daddy gets here?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [petting baby Paulie] Pretty Paulie.
    Paulie:
    Pretty Marie.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    I opened my eyes, and there she was!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    [after Paulie bites him] When did we get a bird?
    Marie:
    [picking Paulie up] G-- G-- Grandpa g-- got him for me. [Warren is shocked to hear his daughter stutter] H-- h-- his n-- n-- name is Paulie.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    [to the cat] What are you lookin' at?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [as her father is driving away with Paulie in a cage in the back] Paulie! Fly back to me! Paulie! Paulie, I love you! Fly back to me! [cries] fly back to me, Paulie!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    Marie couldn't talk, the dad couldn't listen, the mom couldn't cope. So they got rid of me.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [being tucked into bed by her mother] P-- Paulie w-- wants a kiss too.
    Lila Alweather:
    [smiling] Okay.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    'Mango.' M-A-N-G-O, mango. Are you happy now?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    [referring to Ivy] And then one day, the cat got her.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    [the cat is chasing him around the house] I wasn't laughin' at you! Come on, leave me alone!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    [he and Lila are arguing about Marie's stuttering problem] Do you think she'll be made fun of?! Because I can guarantee you that she will be!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    [seeing Marie at the party] Wow! She's growin'. Hi, bunny! How's my big girl?
    Lila Alweather:
    Say hello to your daddy, Marie.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Lila Alweather:
    [Marie is having a lot of trouble saying 'house'] Okay, relax.
    Marie:
    [relaxes]
    Lila Alweather:
    Take a deep breath.
    Marie:
    [takes a deep breath]
    Paulie:
    [takes a deep breath]
    Lila Alweather:
    Let it out slowly.
    Marie:
    [breathes out]
    Paulie:
    [breathes out]
    Lila Alweather:
    [breathes out] Now say 'house.'
    Marie:
    H-- h-- h--
    Lila Alweather:
    'House,' sweetie! 'House!'
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    Now where we goin'?
    Marie:
    You have to learn how to fly, Paulie.
    Paulie:
    No! I don't want to!
    Marie:
    You h-- have to!
    Paulie:
    Why?
    Marie:
    So in case you ever go away, y-- you could fly back to me.
    Paulie:
    Away?
    Marie:
    We h-- have to stay together. R-- right?
    Paulie:
    Right.
    Marie:
    Then fly!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Misha:
    [after the Alweathers get rid of Paulie in his story] So they bring you here?
    Paulie:
    No, no. It wasn't that easy hitting rock bottom. I did a bunch of things. First, I did a stint as a window display in a place called Bloomingdale's. And I was in a brochure for Costa Rica. I did some work as a magician's assistant doing children's parties, but when Zintar fell on hard times, he had to choose between me and the cape. Guess which one he pawned.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    Join the club.
    Misha:
    What did you say?
    Paulie:
    I said, 'Join the club.'
    Misha:
    So I'm not crazy. You can talk?
    Paulie:
    Of course I can talk.
    Misha:
    Then why not?
    Paulie:
    Because talking just gets you into a lot of trouble.
    Misha:
    Trouble? Why you say that?
    Paulie:
    It's a long story.
    Misha:
    I'm Russian! I like long stories!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    Hey, Marie. I'm goin' to the store. You wanna take a ride with me?
    Marie:
    N-- n-- no! Paulie i-- i-- is helping me... learn some new words.
    Warren Alweather:
    No, bunny. Birds don't talk, and they don't teach. Okay? They just repeat what we say. They don't understand.
    Marie:
    P-- Paulie understands!
    Warren Alweather:
    [after Paulie keeps silent and doesn't talk] Pretty quiet, aren't you there, professor?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    And so began a lifelong trend of speaking when I should've kept my big beak shut.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Marie:
    [before the cat can kill and eat Paulie] Stop it, you bad cat!
    Paulie:
    Stupid hairball.
    Marie:
    Shoo!
    Paulie:
    Yeah, shoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Warren Alweather:
    I don't think she can tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
    Lila Alweather:
    Come on.
    Warren Alweather:
    You know what she said? Are you ready for this? She said the bird told her the cat started it.
    Lila Alweather:
    She said that to you?
    Warren Alweather:
    Yeah.
    Lila Alweather:
    She's 5 years old. It's her imaginary friend.
    Warren Alweather:
    I don't know. She doesn't have any other friends. She hasn't made any other attachments. I just... you know, I really think that we should consider getting rid of the bird.
    Lila Alweather:
    I don't know, Warren. She loves that bird.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

  • Paulie:
    It was great. All it took was one word and they all shut up.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (3 years ago)

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