Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge Reviews
May 17, 2014
If you're a horror aficionado then when you're watching a 'midnite-movie' like this you want a bunch of things. You want a few shocks here and there, some entertaining gore shots, and a lot of really dumb people about to walk into a sharp pointy death--Eric's Revenge is a cheesy, violent late night B Movie, nothing more, nothing less!!
February 1, 2012
I love Phantom of the mall: Eric's revenge
November 3, 2010
Though it loses steam a bit in the middle, this slab of goofy 80's horror/comedy cheese is madly enjoyable for the most part.
May 4, 2010
This is the kind of movie that will kick you right in the Rob Estes. I say that because it contains far more than a lethal does of Pauly Shore nudity. Bound within the confines of this film are the cast aside script ideas of half a dozen other writers. With their powers combined they form ... THE MOST MEDIOCRE HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE.
So if your brain is still making you read this then you must have a much higher tolerance for Pauly Shore nudity than I do. I've seen this movie twice now. Do you feel sorry for me yet? Well, I guess I should tell you something about it. Do I have to?
Picture Phantom of the Opera. Then make it stupid. Then add Pauly Shore as an ice cream vendor in a mall. WHERE ARE PAULY SHORE'S PANTS? Then add about 10 minutes of worthless fight scenes. Sprinkle in a few explosions and you've got Phantom of the Mall: Eric's revenge. An instant classic right? Nein, meine freunde, nein! I'd be more quick to classify it as an instant ... doorstep. A meaningless thing upon which your dirty feet trod for the rest of eternity. I wish.
What did I learn from this movie?
1. You can get electrocuted just by touching the outside of a wall mounted power panel.
2. Your eye's somehow dislodge themselves from their happy socket homes when introduced to an intense electric shock.
3. People who dwell inside of shopping mall ventilation systems have KICK ASS AV setups.
4. Watch out for snakes in public bathrooms.
5. A camera flash is plenty of time to enter a vehicle and move over one seat. How long is that in milliseconds exactly?
6. Punching TVs hurts like a sonofabitch.
7. Opening a mall is a black tie event.
8. The mayor always goes down with the mall.
December 28, 2008
Not your typical 80's "slasher" film. It's like fatal attraction meets the burning. It's not for everyone but I enjoyed it. Plus 2 of my favorite actors are in this Pauly Shore and Tom Fridley.
November 17, 2008
campy modern take on phantom
July 14, 2007
Hard to find, it's an out of print edition. Now it's finally resold and cheap! It's as good as I remembered it to be. Eric had supposedly died in the fire lit by the Mall's greedy founder and Eric's girlfriend was spared by being let out Eric's window. Fallen to ground, she has temporary amnesia. At the mall, she is beiong watched by silent and hidden Eric, burnt beyond recognition and anyone who messes with her is met with an unfriendly Eric and killed. I'm not gonna spoil it, see for yourself.
May 1, 2008
astrange movie,if u're a phantom fan of way back add it to u're collection bt it's cheesy,but ok.
May 26, 2007
Sound silly... really silly. Still I want to see it.
March 31, 2007
one of the decient b movies out there it falls firmly into the so dumb its funny catagory
October 19, 2006
Okay. Wasn't exactly a good movie. Not a scary one too (Was it even meant to be scary??). Typical teenage horror movie. (Can't blame them for the 'badly' disfigured face of Eric's, haha).