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Piranha 3DD Reviews

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Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered

This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.

Full Review Source: We Got This Covered | Original Score: 5/10

September 15, 2012
Chris Sawin
Examiner.com

'Piranha 3DD' will have you wanting to throw in "Jaws" just to wash off its stench and get the last remaining bloodthirsty and carnivorous fish out of your brain.

Full Review Source: Examiner.com | Original Score: 2/10

September 10, 2012
Kyle Anderson
Entertainment Weekly
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The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | Original Score: D+

June 2, 2012
Martyn Conterio
Little White Lies

Not even the Hoff can save this one.

Full Review Source: Little White Lies | Original Score: 1/5

May 11, 2012
Graham Young
Birmingham Post

The visual effects are poor and the double D of the title? Think of it a as a new exam mark and you'll be guilty of being over-optimistic.

Full Review Source: Birmingham Post | Original Score: 1/5

May 17, 2012
Alonso Duralde
TheWrap
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The outrageousness feels calculated and even desperate, with a final ten minutes packed with beheadings in the hopes that audiences will forget how lackluster the previous 73 minutes were.

Full Review Source: TheWrap

June 1, 2012
Alan Jones
Radio Times

"Welcome to rock bottom" says David Hasselhoff, reduced to badly emulating his role in Baywatch. He never spoke a truer word.

Full Review Source: Radio Times | Original Score: 1/5

May 16, 2012
Russell Lewin
SFX Magazine

Attempts to go for the funny bone rather than trying to frighten - and that's perhaps just as well.

Full Review Source: SFX Magazine | Original Score: 2.5/5

May 15, 2012
Robert Levin
Film School Rejects

This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.

Full Review Source: Film School Rejects | Original Score: 1.5/4

June 9, 2012
Ben Rawson-Jones
Digital Spy

Who'd have thought that a movie entitled Piranha 3DD could be so bereft of titillation?

Full Review Source: Digital Spy | Original Score: 1/5

May 16, 2012
Todd Gilchrist
Boxoffice Magazine

Piranha 3DD stops at mediocre before arriving at gloriously bad.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | Original Score: 2/5

May 31, 2012
Matthew Razak
Flixist.com

Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.

Full Review Source: Flixist.com | Original Score: 32/100

June 4, 2012
Eric D. Snider
Film.com
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It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.

Full Review Source: Film.com | Original Score: C

June 1, 2012
Rob Vaux
Mania.com

A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.

Full Review Source: Mania.com | Original Score: F

June 8, 2012
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | Original Score: D

June 6, 2012

Every attempt at horror and suspense is so shockingly inept Piranha 3DD might actually be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

Full Review Source: HitFix | Original Score: D-

June 1, 2012
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media

While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | Original Score: 2/5

June 8, 2012
Nick Pinkerton
Village Voice
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The labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor ... prevails.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

June 1, 2012
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | Original Score: 1/4

June 2, 2012
Peter Sobczynski
eFilmCritic.com

A thunderously boring piece of trash that doesn't even live up to the barely-nominal standards that one might realistically invest towards a movie featuring rubber fish.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | Original Score: 1/5

June 1, 2012
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