Who Wants Some Mild "Pirates 3" Spoilers?Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" have hit the internet, and I really don't know what to do. I hate spoilers so darn much, but I just gotta know about the "P3" plot!
OK, fine. I'll read the darn semi-spoilers. It'd be pretty tough to do my job without actually reading the articles, y'know.
[ Read Ye No Further Should Ye Want to Stay Spoiler-Free, Arrr ]
Looks like the oily jerk Beckett, now in possession of that icky heart, is planning to use Davy Jones' ship and crew to launch a full-scale assault on the Caribbean's last remaining pirates while the recently-reanimated Barbossa accompanies Will and Ms. Swann into a creepy netherworld to rescue Jack Sparrow before arriving in the Far East and allying themselves with Pirate Lord Sao Feng.
Whew. Apparently there's a bit more plot droppings to digest at our sources, but that's all I need to know about the flick. Divulge one more drop of the story and I might have to gang-plank you. (I would, however, LOVE to see a Pirates3 TRAILER already. Thank you, Disney, please, thanks.)
[Sources: IGN Movies, Jim Hill Media ]