Captain Barbossa: You know Jack, I thought I had you figured out. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
Jack Sparrow: How're you gonna do that? The key's run off.
Will Turner: I made these doors. These are half pin barrel hinges. With the right amount of leverage and the proper application of strength, the door will lift free!
Elizabeth Swann: Commadore, are you going to kill my rescuer?!
Norrington: In that case, I believe thanks are in order? [offers his hand to Jack. Jack reluctantly takes it and when he does Norrington pulls up Jack's sleeve displaying brands and tattoos]
Norrington: Pirate. Keep your guns on him, men! Gilette! Fetch some irons! Hm, had a brush with the East India Trading Company did we? Ah, Jack Sparrow.
Elizabeth Swann: Commadore, are you going to kill my rescuer?!
Norrington: In that case, I believe thanks are in order? [offers his hand to Jack. Jack reluctantly takes it and when he does Norrington pulls up Jack's sleeve displaying brands and tattoos]
Norrington: Pirate. Keep your guns on him, men! Gilette! Fetch some irons! Hm, had a brush with the East India Trading Company did we? Ah, Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: I'd really hoped we could avoid this.
Captain Barbossa: Jack, Jack, did you not notice? That be the same island we made you governor of last time around. Maybe you can conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it.
Jack Sparrow: Last time you gave me a pistol.
Captain Barbossa: By thunder, your right! Where be Jack's pistol?
Jack Sparrow: A gentleman would give me a Pair of pistols.
Captain Barbossa: No, it'll be one pistol like before, and You can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings!! Drinks all round!! Oh. Right. Lock him in the brig?
Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will set in a course for the Illa De Moita, and then you will spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase, "Silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
Norrington: No additional shot, nor powder. [opens Jack's compass] A compass that doesn't point north. [smirks; partially un-sheaths Jack's sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. [re-sheaths the sword] You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: (talking to Will) You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
Jack Sparrow: (talking to Will) The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Elizabeth Swann: I hardly believe in ghost stories, Captain Barbossa.
Captain Barbossa: Aye. That's exactly what I thought when first told of the tale. Buried in the island of the dead that which cannot be found except by those who already knows where it is. Find it, we did. And there be the chest, and inside, be the gold. We took them all! Spent 'em, traded 'em and fritted 'em away, for drink and food and pleasurable company. But the more we gave them away, the more we came to realize. The drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, nor the company in the world would harm or slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were. But now, we are consumed by it.
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