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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Reviews

Drew Toal
Time Out
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Full Review Source: Time Out | Original Score: 2/5

November 17, 2011
Tasha Robinson
AV Club
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It's full of mild goofiness and equally mild messages about believing in yourself. It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.

Full Review Source: AV Club | Original Score: C-

January 12, 2008
Claudia Puig
USA Today
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The trio learns that heroes come in all sizes, hardly a revelation to audiences of any age.

Full Review Source: USA Today | Original Score: 1/4

January 11, 2008
Neil Genzlinger
New York Times
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This is no savvy Toy Story. It's a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.

Full Review Source: New York Times | Original Score: 2/5

January 11, 2008
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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I've seen more exciting no-smoking announcements in theaters.

Full Review Source: New York Post | Original Score: 0.5/4

January 11, 2008
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
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Aside from the fun musical scenes, the script is pretty lackluster, and the animation could generously be described as old-fashioned.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Original Score: 2/4

January 11, 2008
Kevin Crust
Los Angeles Times
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A gentle adventure-comedy that sails a heroes' journey so straight and true that Joseph Campbell would smile.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Original Score: 3/5

January 11, 2008
Luke Sader
Hollywood Reporter
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Pirates scores with adventure, humor and a morality tale rather than a standard biblical message.

January 11, 2008
Justin Chang
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This second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters.

Full Review Source: Variety

January 10, 2008
John Anderson
Washington Post
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Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.

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January 10, 2008
Gene Seymour
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything has just enough unassuming cleverness to keep you from checking your watch while the little people in your company get wrapped up in the color and clamor.

Full Review Source: Newsday | Original Score: 2.5/4

January 10, 2008
Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
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The film offers plenty of kid-level humor (as well as a few references adults will pick up on), a decent story and, as you might guess, a positive message.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | Original Score: 3/5

January 10, 2008
Ed Gonzalez
Village Voice
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Humorless, incoherent, and ugly as sin.

Full Review Source: Village Voice

January 8, 2008
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