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Trains
Boats
Wheelchairs
Elevators
Lawnmowers
Submarines
Motorcycles
Tanks
Spaceships
Bikes
Scooters
Maybe they'll do...HOUSES (90 minutes of looking at mansions bragging to cottages about they're flat screen 90 inch TV's with surround sound, they're swimming pools etc.)
Aug 24 - 08:14 AM
Trains
Houses
Lawnmowers
Moonies
Boats
Humans
Alpacas
Retards
SERIOUSLY, DISNEY!!! STOP MAKING THESE FILMS!!
Aug 16 - 01:29 PM
If Planes is critically acclaimed, or at the box office, then they will make more francises, but looking at the critic reviews it doesn't have an actual chance to make more.
Aug 11 - 05:01 PM
sadly studios tend not to listen to critics because audiences tend not to either, and kids certainly won't, because have you ever tried telling your 4 year old "well, I know you want to see this movie, but have you seen what the critics are saying about it?"
Aug 11 - 08:32 PM
No, next is Trains. Then we'll have the crossover movie Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Aug 11 - 01:33 PM
The next ones will be even more commercial:
Disney's DOOMBUGGIES (Cauld-Ron conquers his fear of ghosts only to come to the realization that he's stuck repeating his travels over and over and over. Then one day, a foreign visitor takes a photo with the forbidden flash and chaos ensues! Will Cauld-Ron make it out of the monotonous mansion and be free to see his girlfriend, Daisy-Chain, on the Little Mermaid ride?)
Disney's PEOPLE MOVER (After a guest attempts to leave the ride midway through and is dragged slowly to his death, it's up to Twack and Mo' Minton to bring happiness back to their obsolete attraction.)
Disney's TURNSTILES (A child is abducted by a Peter Pervis near the restrooms and it's up to plucky little Truman T. Turnstylish to save the day.)
Disney's AUTOPIA (it'll be a lot like Pixar's "Cars" but smaller & louder and the vehicles are attached to track and are driven by five year olds who don't know when to take their freakin' foot of the gas peddle and so they keep running into the back of your little car at the red light. MAN! I hate this movie already.)
and
Disney's THE BRAVE LITTLE CASH REGISTER (Can Lil' Ka-ching really handle ALL of that cash or will he invest it in the making of Disney's newest blockbuster: JON CARTER MEETS THE LONE RANGER.)
Aug 11 - 12:10 AM
Worse than shit. Now that even Pixar is in the business of making mediocre films, and this ISNT EVEN PIXAR, this film's very existence proves that it will suck. How about they make Missiles. That would be great. Kids could learn about how an inanimate object feels about being forced to suicidally bomb people. THAT would own. Fuck the world.
Aug 3 - 09:05 PM
up next: shoes. and then TOOLS. And then: Controllers. mark my words, this will happen
Aug 2 - 11:30 PM
Sadly, this is a very real proposal (along with a Trains spin-off), currently dependent on the performance of the Planes trilogy (yes, this actually is actually a trilogy--the date has already been set for its sequel, Planes: Fire & Rescue).
Jul 24 - 01:41 PM
They've already done planes and automobiles, so you can guess what Disney might make next...
Jun 9 - 06:09 PM
How about bicycles, or scooters or or ... oh just anything that moves, ELEVATORS! I totally agree. Cars sucked and it got a sequel AND this spin off? Walt is spinning in his grave.
Apr 9 - 12:05 AM
William Mattingly
Trains
Mountains
Guns
Condoms
Knifes
Houses
Buildings
Bricks
Shoes
Cameras
Planets
Bicycles
Schools
Pencils
Cigarettes
Toasters
Trees
Pens
Boats
Penises
Screw you Disney
Sep 8 - 02:21 PM