Pocket Ninjas (Triple Dragon) (1997)
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I had a dream that I died and went to hell and every television set was playing this movie on repeat...or was it Catwoman? I can't remember but I think it was this. Yeah, pretty sure.
Pocket Ninjas takes bafflingly inept filmmaking to heights so impossibly high Tommy Wiseau's The Room actually begins to make more and more sense. It's not so much the bad acting and horrible dialogue here; many films commit those sins. What makes this film a colossal disaster is that director Dave Eddy can't even piece together at least two cohesive shots to what is, on paper, a fairly simple plot. It's all a jumbled up mess that leads to a final conflict that is not only not resolved, but kinda left hanging as if Eddy and writer Mark Williams forgot that stories typically come with an ending. Oh, well... Cue another training montage!
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This was the stupidest movie ever. Nobody could even act in this movie. No wonder it was a $1.50 at Big Lots. Lol.
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