Slightly better than a poke in the eye.
Your review seems to be more based on the franchise and your clear and present hatred for it then for the movie itself. This is why I have no respect for critics, the bad ones like you ruin it for everyone. If you don't get the movie, because you're dense or something, give it a neutral rating. Don't make fun of something you clearly don't understand.
Mar 2 - 12:39 AM