Critic Review - New York Magazine/Vulture

Strap yourself in and try not to vomit, because this is more of a theme-park event than a movie -- Pirates of the Caribbean in reverse, a wild ride stripped of its story, down to a rattling series of obvious, underwhelming effects.

January 16, 2005 Full Review Source: New York Magazine/Vulture | Comments (2)
New York Magazine/Vulture
Top Critic IconTop Critic

Comments

TheReal D.

TheReal D3bug

You are a sad excuse for a human, let alone a "critic". Perhaps when you got the job of "critic" you thought it meant to be critical of everything. Bah Humbug, right?

ProTip: This movie was for kids, not adults who's spirit of Christmas is already dead.

Dec 6 - 03:59 PM

Ethan Thoren

ethan thoren

This is a great movie!

May 17 - 11:17 AM

Find us on:                     
Help | About | Jobs | Critics Submission | Press | API | Licensing | Mobile