Strap yourself in and try not to vomit, because this is more of a theme-park event than a movie -- Pirates of the Caribbean in reverse, a wild ride stripped of its story, down to a rattling series of obvious, underwhelming effects.
You are a sad excuse for a human, let alone a "critic". Perhaps when you got the job of "critic" you thought it meant to be critical of everything. Bah Humbug, right?
ProTip: This movie was for kids, not adults who's spirit of Christmas is already dead.
Dec 6 - 03:59 PM
This is a great movie!
May 17 - 11:17 AM