Uwe Boll confirms 'Boll vs. Bay' brawl, Michael Bay denies accepting Boll's challenge
Those who were wishing to actually witness a few rounds of fisticuffs between crummy filmmaker Uwe Boll and occasionally crummy filmmaker Michael Bay (following Boll's challenge last weekend) have certainly ridden a rollercoaster of excitement and disappointment these past few days. We admit, we got pretty pumped after viewing the above video, a supposed confirmation that Bay had accepted Boll's terms, and that the two would meet in the ring -- unfortunately, this directorial showdown isn't in the cards (much to Boll's chagrin, we're sure).
An administrator on Michael Bay's official forums recently talked to the blockbuster poster boy (currently doing post-production work for "The Horsemen") who denied accepting Boll's challenge, and claimed he'd never spoken directly with Boll in the first place. We can't help but wonder -- is this another publicity stunt for the antagonized franchise-wrecker in light of the May 23 U.S. release for "Postal", or has Uwe finally lost his damn mind? Little from Column A, little from Column B.
[Thanks, Fernando]













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When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you"
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I will admit that I have a big soft spot for The Rock though.
Just like you know all about bestiality?
I think these videos are just a way for him to reach out to us and tell us that he is about to crack and needs help. So sad.
*face to palms*
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So I implore you, you beautiful people reading this, go out and watch Postal. Go and tell your friends. Your lovers. Go and preach the word. Spread the gospel: Postal is coming, Postal is coming, oh thank God, Postal is coming.
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Uwe boll is just a piece of shit that produces pieces of shit...no we dont need to go see his movies we need to pretend like he doesnt exist so he can stop giving movies a bad name.....postal is coming.....and its going to be complete shit
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I think this is his way of saying he's going to jump Michael Bay in the street or something.
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Whats your gamertag?
What an idiot...
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Boll already seems to get enough attention that he can get money from a casino advertising on his shirt besides promoting his own sh*t!
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Can we simply ignore all new relating to JT and UB? It just encourages them, and its almost always totally self-manufactured and pointless.
(what are you doing fernando, encouraging this kind of thing???)
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I hate to say it, but the only thing the movie do is make Postal look... not entirely horrible.
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(PS, Wii60 here, yo)
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"HEY!" He yells as he points a finger to a man. The man turns around and looks back at him.
"OH SHIT"
Uwe pwnage commences.
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