ROTTEN TOMATOES: Attention, RTers: Ask Uwe Boll a Question!

Attention, RTers: Ask Uwe Boll a Question!

by Jen Yamato | May 06, 2008

Summary

RT is a website for the people, and as such we are offering the RT community the chance to pose a question to moviedom's most controversial working director: Uwe Boll. We'll be meeting Boll later this week as he embarks on a press tour to promote Postal, his latest videogame-to-screen offering. Back to Article

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alsanali writes:
on May 06 2008 09:50 PM

What do you think is the best quality of your films?

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BallerK3V1N writes:
on May 06 2008 09:51 PM

Mr.Boll,why is everything you make crap?

But thank you for giving us Kristanna Loken topless.

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lavatory love machine writes:
on May 06 2008 09:55 PM

considering that to go see a movie on a theater people have to travel to the multiplex, spend money on gas, spend money on movie tickets, spend money on snacks or drinks, and then travel back to their houses, altogether spending a lot of money and their free time from work, and all of that being based of the enjoyment that they get from the movie, do you feel the preassure to give them your best in return? do you believe you achieve something worthy of their investment of time and money on your films?

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Ophiuchus writes:
on May 06 2008 10:13 PM

The obvious question: what are you on, and can I try some?

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duckmanx88 writes:
on May 06 2008 10:15 PM

Do you honestly believe that you make excellent films despite the fact that their box office receipts say quite the opposite?

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SuperSide writes:
on May 06 2008 10:22 PM

Mr. Boll,

Is it your goal to make Ed Wood look like Steven Spielberg?

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TragicVillain writes:
on May 06 2008 10:29 PM

Just "Why?"

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AmericanEagleJRL writes:
on May 06 2008 10:38 PM

Mr. Boll: Are you posing as RT user lavatory love machine so that you may ask yourself questions you wont be embarassed to answer because you know that not a single person here, or in the world, has enjoyed one of your movies?

Methinks so.

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Coastermonkey61 writes:
on May 06 2008 10:48 PM

Mr. Boll,

Go away.

Not a question, but really, is there anything he could spew out of his mouth that would be worth our time regardless?

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Jen Yamato writes:
on May 06 2008 10:48 PM

lavatory, thanks for the great questions! HisNameIsFrank, that live action Pac-Man movie idea is kind of genius. Go pitch it immediately. I'm serious.

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jarek writes:
on May 06 2008 11:21 PM

I've personally seen Postal already, and must say it's actually highly entertaining..... it's like a $10 million dollar Troma in a way. Offensive and genuinely funny in places. Would you consider doing more comedy and non-video game related properties in the future? You seem to actually have, dare I say, a talent for the offensive and comedic.

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MrPMS writes:
on May 06 2008 11:38 PM

Mr Boll,

After Satan himself sent you to destroy all that is good in this world, and clearly succeeded, what is your next challenge?

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carlitooo writes:
on May 06 2008 11:57 PM

Do you believe that film is entertainment or art? If you feel that film is entertainment, why aren't your films entertaining? If you feel that film is art, why are your films devoid of meaning, purpose, or artistic value?

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jeremyd4 writes:
on May 06 2008 11:59 PM

4 divided by 2 = ???

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jeremyd4 writes:
on May 07 2008 12:02 AM

Do you believe you are personally responsible for Tara Reid's descent into anorexia?

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Sadistik writes:
on May 07 2008 12:03 AM

Do you test screen your films for anyone to get feedback, or do you cut it and release it as is?

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jeremyd4 writes:
on May 07 2008 12:04 AM

Are computer games your escape from the big wide world and all its nasty critics?

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Sadistik writes:
on May 07 2008 12:05 AM

Also, how did you get Burt Reynolds to look so lifelike in In The Name of the King? It almost looked like he wasn't embalmed. Very convincing.

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jeremyd4 writes:
on May 07 2008 12:09 AM

The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

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jeremyd4 writes:
on May 07 2008 12:14 AM

M-theory is not yet complete; however it can be applied in many situations (usually by exploiting string theoretic dualities). The theory of electromagnetism was also in such a state in the mid-19th century; there were separate theories for electricity and magnetism and, although they were known to be related, the exact relationship was not clear until James Clerk Maxwell published his equations, in his 1864 paper A Dynamical Theory of the Electromagnetic Field. Witten has suggested that a general formulation of M-theory will probably require the development of new mathematical language. However, some scientists have questioned the tangible successes of M-theory given its current incompleteness, and limited predictive power, even after so many years of intense research.

Discuss.

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