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The Price of Milk

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The Price of Milk (2001)

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Reviews Counted:47

Fresh:23

Rotten:24

Average Rating:5.4/10

Consensus: Awash in random whimsy, The Price of Milk feels more forced and muddled than charming.

Rated: PG-13 [See Full Rating] for drug use and sensuality/nudity

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:Feb 14, 2001 Limited

Synopsis: Once upon a time, on a dairy farm in a faraway land of fertile green valleys, there lived two lovers—Lucinda (Danielle Cormack) and Rob (Karl Urban). Along with their one hundred and seventeen... Once upon a time, on a dairy farm in a faraway land of fertile green valleys, there lived two lovers—Lucinda (Danielle Cormack) and Rob (Karl Urban). Along with their one hundred and seventeen cows, they led a charmed life full of love and warmth. Enveloped in the lush countryside, he milks, she provides the honey.

After Rob proposes to her, however, Lucinda starts to worry that the sparkle may be fading from their love. She drives in her pickup truck to seek the council of her best friend, Drosophilia (Willa O’Neill), a quirky Foodmart clerk. On the way, she mows over a mysterious old Maori woman. Shocked, she rushes over to help, but the woman scurries off, calling back a cryptic warning: "Keep Warm!"

Shaken, Lucinda continues into town where she explains her concerns about her relationship to Drosophilia. She assures Lucinda that her romance is like a storybook and Lucinda returns home, somewhat appeased. But that night, while Lucinda and Rob are sleeping, their quilt is mysteriously stolen.

Distraught over her bedspread and unsettled about her future with Rob, Lucinda returns to see Drosophilia. She suggests Lucinda put Rob’s love through a series of tests to prove how devoted he is to her. Convinced this is the only way to tell if their love is forever, Lucinda returns home and the games begin.

At first, her efforts seem to rekindle that magical aura of love: when she swims in a vat of Rob’s precious milk, a flash of anger melts into unbridled passion. But this serenity fades fast. Lucinda is obsessed with her quilt and its whereabouts. In the middle of the night, she tracks down its thief—the same old Maori woman and her nephews. Demanding that her quilt be returned, she single mindedly barters for the blanket, consenting to trade her most valuable possession. When Rob wakes the next day, he finds that all of his cows have disappeared.

From there on, Rob and Lucinda’s lives come undone. Shocked at his fiancé's carelessness, Rob swallows his own voice and is trapped in indecipherable hoarseness. After he fails to recover his livestock and his livelihood, he stomps Lucinda’s beloved quilt into the mud. With no place to live, and refusing to see Lucinda, he moves into his friend Bernie’s cold garage. At the same time, Lucinda realizes that, silly games aside, Rob is the man for her but she can’t communicate with him. Things only get worse when Drosophilia, more conniving than loyal, runs off with Rob.

Trapped in a whirlwind nightmare, Lucinda finds she must get Rob’s cows back before she loses her one true love forever. Ultimately, she must learn the price of milk before it’s too late. [More]

Starring: Danielle Cormack, Karl Urban, Willa O'Neill, Rangi Motu

Starring: Danielle Cormack, Karl Urban, Willa O'Neill, Rangi Motu

Director: Harry Sinclair

Director: Harry Sinclair
Screenwriter: Harry Sinclair
Producer: Fiona Copland
Studio: Lot 47 Films

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Clunkily rendered, clouded by an avalanche of murky symbolism.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
04/06/01
Paula Nechak
Paula Nechak
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Rather than being cute and magical, the film feels forced, a good joke that goes on way past the punch line.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | comment Comment
04/06/01
John Zebrowski
John Zebrowski
Seattle Times

A modern-day fairy tale about some of the obstacles to love.

Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | comment Comment
04/06/01
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

Sinclair has crafted a quirky romantic comedy that is as free-spirited as its heroine.

Full Review Source: Baseline.Hollywood.com | comment Comment
04/02/01
Ted Murphy
Ted Murphy
Baseline.Hollywood.com

Manages to be innocent, physically passionate, earnestly romantic and self-deprecatingly funny, all at once.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
03/22/01
Desson Thomson
Desson Thomson
Washington Post
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Sinclair does no preproduction whatsoever, thus eliminating such troublesome concepts as 'character arcs' and 'narrative consistency.'

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03/22/01
Luke Y. Thompson
Luke Y. Thompson
New Times

Loopy enough to not be manipulative, and smart enough to earn its warm fuzzies.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
03/16/01
Chris Vognar
Chris Vognar
Dallas Morning News
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By the last half-hour ... the spell starts to evaporate and the whole conceit comes to seem terribly precious and frail.

Full Review Source: One Guy's Opinion | comment Comment
03/14/01
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

A cloying fairy tale with ideals straight out of the 1950s.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
03/09/01
Susan E. Brown
Susan E. Brown
PopMatters

Sinclair imposes a sure hand over the look, pacing, and interplay between music and image.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
03/05/01
Peter Henne
Peter Henne
Film Journal International

An hour after seeing it, you may wonder how it filled 87 minutes of screen time, but you may also smile recalling its pleasant goofiness.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
03/02/01
Louis B. Parks
Louis B. Parks
Houston Chronicle
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Enchants with its eccentric, wandering chronicle of a young couple's romantic struggles and the inexplicable magic and mysticism that enfolds them.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
03/02/01
Luisa F. Ribeiro
Luisa F. Ribeiro
Boxoffice Magazine

The picture is well paced, from the standpoint of intensity and comic relief placement.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Report Card | comment Comment
02/16/01
Ross Anthony
Ross Anthony
Hollywood Report Card

The Price of Milk is the film equivalent of a big, shaggy sheep dog: a tad clumsy and a speck smelly, but you can't help petting the lovable fella.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
02/16/01
Tor Thorsen
Tor Thorsen
Reel.com

The guiding philosophy of The Price of Milk seems to be that if you throw something on the screen and call it a fairy tale, it has to mean something. But it doesn't.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
02/16/01
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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A delightful Valentine's Day fairy tale from New Zealand.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
02/16/01
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
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Perhaps if this fable had plumbed Freudian depths rather than skimming the surface of Lucinda and Rob's puppy love, it could have attained the mythopoetic heights it vainly strives for.

Full Review Source: Citysearch | comment Comment
02/16/01
Arne Johnson
Arne Johnson
Citysearch

The result is a picture, that even at a mere 87 minutes, feels far too long at any price.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
02/16/01
E! Online

The Price of Milk is one of the oddest offerings of the season — albeit in a welcome way — but its creamy serendipity is a bit too thick to swallow.

Full Review Source: Mr. Showbiz | comment Comment
02/16/01
Kevin Maynard
Kevin Maynard
Mr. Showbiz
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Whatever else New Zealander Harry Sinclair -- who wrote and directed the film -- has accomplished here, he has succeeded in making elusiveness a virtue without congratulating himself on excessive cleverness.

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02/16/01
Tom Keogh
Tom Keogh
Film.com
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