As if the point wasn't already enforced in Turistas, when you step off American soil you'll have to deal with other ethnicities trying to kill you.
Primeval (2007)
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Reviews Counted:49
Fresh:8
Rotten:41
Average Rating:3.5/10
Consensus: Primeval is a low-quality horror film, which due to the inane political messages does not even qualify as campy fun.
Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong graphic violence, brutality, terror and language.
Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:Jan 12, 2007 Wide
Box Office: $10,393,442
Synopsis: PRIMEVAL is the story of an American news crew sent to Burundi, Africa, by its network chief to hunt and capture the legendary crocodile Gustave, who stalks a local river in search of human prey.... PRIMEVAL is the story of an American news crew sent to Burundi, Africa, by its network chief to hunt and capture the legendary crocodile Gustave, who stalks a local river in search of human prey. The small crew consisting of embattled producer Tim Manfrey (Dominic Purcell), reporter Aviva Masters (Brooke Langton), and their cameraman Steven Johnson (Orlando Jones) are joined by two animal experts: one a Steve Irwin-style croc hunter, the other a local named JoJo. Gustave's screen time provides some genuine action-packed thrills, thanks to decent CGI work and the creature's absurd size. The movie's violence factor is taken to disturbing new levels, however, when the crew's cameraman films the execution of a tribal shaman and his family at the hands of a local warlord named Little Gustave. From there the movie divides its time between being a gruesome "don't-go-in-the-water"-style horror movie, and an unsettling pop-political treatise on violence and suffering in post-millennial Africa. It is the death of a white aid worker that initially sparks the news channel's interest in Gustave, despite his killing of hundreds of Burundians, and there are disputes throughout the film as to the West's role in the continent's turmoil. It's debatable whether a horror movie about a killer crocodile has any business discussing the complex political state of the war-torn areas of Africa, but the metaphor is more than clear. As much as Gustave may wreak havoc on the people of Burundi--swallowing little children whole and tearing humble fisherman limb from limb--he is nothing compared to the violent warlords who stalk the region and the global apathy that continues to unwittingly aide their presence. [More]
Starring: Dominic Purcell, Brooke Langton, Gideon Emery, Orlando Jones
Starring: Dominic Purcell, Brooke Langton, Gideon Emery, Orlando Jones
Director: Michael Katleman
Director: Michael Katleman
Screenwriter: Michael Ferris, John Brancato
Composer: John Frizzell
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures
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Reviews for Primeval
Even in the realm of oversized animal movies, this is a singularly appalling effort.
Though the film's raison d'etre is the big croc, veteran genre screenwritering team John D. Brancato and Michael Ferris pin some boldly provocative thoughts on motor-mouthed Steven Johnson's sleeve.
For some insane reason, the makers of Primeval attempted to create a film that blends Anaconda with Hotel Rwanda, and they failed miserably.
The CGI wonks here have created a beaut ... Watching him clumsily gallumpf through the tall grass at top speed in search of vittles is worth a few bucks, at least.
If you're thinking Primeval is a Silence of the Lambs-type show about a serial killer, you're on the wrong path.
If Angelina Jolie ever desired to direct a rampaging killer crocodile film, I'm positive it would look a lot like this.
It's a tepid thriller, badly acted, badly shot (especially considering its exotic location), with inept croc scenes and a lot of people randomly gunning each other down.
Veteran TV director Michael Katleman has crafted a perfectly serviceable -- and scary -- B-movie.
Primeval is one of several recent movies to bill itself as 'inspired by true events.' So was this review, though in both cases 'inspired' may be too strong a word.
How capturing an animal found in every zoo constitutes a scoop is beyond me, but when you expect the trio to be knee-deep in blood they are instead wading through politics.
A few more months in the computer workshop (and okay, the editing booth) could have done wonders for this wacky little movie.
while the real Gustave may have racked up 300 odd kills, this film is surely an even bigger, badder killer -- of brain cells.
Better than expected, if not quite good enough to recommend outside of maybe a late-night cable airing or a spin on DVD.
Director Michael Katleman, making his bigscreen debut after a couple decades' TV work, keeps the pacing tight, the acting straight-faced and the laughs mostly intentional (though Jones' one-liners occasionally fall flat).
What a croc! Unsolicited advice to filmmakers: When making a monster movie, do not attempt to sell said film as a picture about a serial killer.
Has one of the most misleading ad campaigns in recent memory, but works on a 'popcorn' level. Wait to rent it.
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