The Princess Bride Quotes

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• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hey Fezzik, you did something right.
  2. Fezzik: I won't let it go to my head.
  – Submitted by Krisha C (3 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  – Submitted by Shandelle L (3 months ago)
• 1. Westley: As you wish....
  – Submitted by Shandelle L (3 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.
  – Submitted by Michael B (3 months ago)
• 1. Westley: We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
  – Submitted by Bob E (4 months ago)
• 1. Prince Humperdinck: It's iocane powder. I swear my life on it!
  – Submitted by Pablo U (4 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
  – Submitted by Spencer F (5 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him he will stop Humperdinck's wedding!
  2. Miracle Max the Wizard: Sha! Wait wait... I make him better, humperdinck suffers?
  3. Inigo Montoya: Humiliations galore!
  4. Miracle Max the Wizard: Ha ha ha! That is a noble cause. Gimme the 65. I'm on the job!
  5. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Woo hoo!
  – Submitted by Rachel C (6 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters.
  – Submitted by Rachel C (6 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
  2. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
  3. Vizzini: GAH!
  – Submitted by Cameron D (7 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!
  – Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
• 1. Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
  2. Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
  – Submitted by Jesse C (8 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Inconceivable!
  – Submitted by Angela R (8 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.
  – Submitted by Jared B (8 months ago)
• 1. Westley: As you wish.
  – Submitted by Dovie L (9 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  – Submitted by Cameron D (10 months ago)
• 1. Westley: Inhale this, but do not touch.
  2. Vizzini: I smell nothing.
  3. Westley: What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.
  – Submitted by Zach S (10 months ago)
• 1. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
  2. Miracle Max the Wizard: It'll take a miracle.
  – Submitted by Cameron D (10 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
  2. Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
  – Submitted by Cameron D (10 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
  – Submitted by Gerry H (13 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
  – Submitted by Gerry H (13 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand.
  – Submitted by Keighley K (14 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die.
  – Submitted by Keighley K (14 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, where is that wheelbarrow that we left with the Albino?
  2. Fezzik: Over the Albino...
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: He's only mostly dead. If he were all dead, there's only one thing you can do.
  2. Inigo Montoya: And what's that?
  3. Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: My way isn't very sportsmanlike.
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Westley: Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Stop that, I mean it!
  2. Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut?
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: The king's stinkin' son fired me, but thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. The Grandfather: Okay... Alright... Okay... Alright.
  – Submitted by Ben D (15 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
  2. Westley: No one of consequence.
  3. Inigo Montoya: I must know.
  4. Westley: Get used to disappointment.
  5. Inigo Montoya: Kay.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
  2. Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Don't rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
  2. Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Buttercup the Princess Bride: I will never love again.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Count Rugen: Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
  2. Prince Humperdinck: Tyron. You know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilda to blame for it. I'm swamped.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Wha! whoa! go in! get after her!
  2. Inigo Montoya: I don't swim.
  3. Fezzik: I only dog paddle.
  4. Vizzini: GAAAHHH!
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Westley: you're that smart?
  2. Vizzini: Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
  3. Westley: Yes.
  4. Vizzini: Morons.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Westley: Give us the gate key.
  2. Yellin: I have no gate key.
  3. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tare his arms off.
  4. Yellin: Oh you mean THIS gate key.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Inconceivable!
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
  2. Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Bye bye boys.
  2. Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun stormin' da castel.
  3. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
  4. Miracle Max the Wizard: It would take a miracle.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
  2. Westley: Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Liar! Liar! Liar!
  2. Miracle Max the Wizard: Get back witch.
  3. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Westley: As you wish.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Westley: You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
  2. Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
  – Submitted by Virginia S (16 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
  – Submitted by Michael C (16 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
  2. Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
  3. Miracle Max the Wizard: You ARE the brute squad.
  – Submitted by Erik W (18 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed!
  – Submitted by Erik W (18 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
  2. Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
  – Submitted by Erik W (18 months ago)
• 1. The Ancient Booer: BOO!
  – Submitted by William J (18 months ago)
• 1. The Grandfather: As you wish.
  – Submitted by David T (19 months ago)
• 1. Prince Humperdinck: But first things first. To the death!
  2. Westley: No! To the pain!
  3. Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
  – Submitted by Kevin L (19 months ago)
• 1. Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
  – Submitted by Kevin L (19 months ago)
• 1. Westley: As you wish.
  – Submitted by David T (19 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
  – Submitted by David T (19 months ago)
• 1. Westley: To the Pain!
  – Submitted by Ryan W (19 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
  – Submitted by Sara B (20 months ago)
• 1. Westley: Your pig fiance is too late. A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
  2. Buttercup the Princess Bride: We'll never survive.
  3. Westley: Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.
  – Submitted by Sara B (20 months ago)
• 1. Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
  2. Miracle Max the Wizard: You are the brute squad.
  – Submitted by Sara B (20 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Inconceivable!
  – Submitted by Bobby J (20 months ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  – Submitted by Lara B (20 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.
  – Submitted by Justin K (21 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
  2. Inigo Montoya: What's that?
  3. Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
  – Submitted by Zev B (23 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!
  2. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
  3. Miracle Max the Wizard: It'll take a miracle!
  – Submitted by Carolyn A (23 months ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.
  – Submitted by Shelah M (24 months ago)
• 1. Vizzini: Stop those rhymes now, and I mean it!
  2. Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
  3. Vizzini: Aaaag!
  – Submitted by Shelah M (24 months ago)
• 1. Westley: The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.
  – Submitted by Bonnie S (2 years ago)
• 1. Miracle Max the Wizard: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)