The Princess Bride Quotes

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  • Vizzini:
    I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
    Buttercup the Princess Bride:
    Only compared to some.
    ‐ Submitted by Audrey D (5 months ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hey Fezzik, you did something right.
    Fezzik:
    I won't let it go to my head.
    ‐ Submitted by Krisha C (20 months ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    ‐ Submitted by Shandelle K (20 months ago)

  • Westley:
    As you wish....
    ‐ Submitted by Shandelle K (20 months ago)

  • Fezzik:
    You've been mostly-dead all day.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (21 months ago)

  • Westley:
    We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
    ‐ Submitted by Bob E (21 months ago)

  • Prince Humperdinck:
    It's iocane powder. I swear my life on it!
    ‐ Submitted by Pablo U (21 months ago)

  • Vizzini:
    You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    ‐ Submitted by Spencer F (22 months ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him he will stop Humperdinck's wedding!
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Sha! Wait wait... I make him better, humperdinck suffers?
    Inigo Montoya:
    Humiliations galore!
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Ha ha ha! That is a noble cause. Gimme the 65. I'm on the job!
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Woo hoo!
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel C (23 months ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters.
    ‐ Submitted by Rachel C (23 months ago)

  • Vizzini:
    No more rhymes now, I mean it!
    Fezzik:
    Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini:
    GAH!
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (24 months ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Have fun storming the castle!
    ‐ Submitted by Frances H (2 years ago)

  • Buttercup the Princess Bride:
    We'll never survive.
    Westley:
    Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
    ‐ Submitted by Jesse C (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Inconceivable!
    ‐ Submitted by Angela R (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Turns out your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. See, mostly dead is still slightly alive.
    ‐ Submitted by Jared B (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    As you wish.
    ‐ Submitted by Dovie L (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    Inhale this, but do not touch.
    Vizzini:
    I smell nothing.
    Westley:
    What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach S (2 years ago)

  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    It'll take a miracle.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    INCONCEIVABLE!
    Inigo Montoya:
    You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
    ‐ Submitted by Cameron D (2 years ago)

  • Fezzik:
    It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
    ‐ Submitted by Gerry H (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.
    ‐ Submitted by Gerry H (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand.
    ‐ Submitted by Keighley K (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die.
    ‐ Submitted by Keighley K (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Fezzik, where is that wheelbarrow that we left with the Albino?
    Fezzik:
    Over the Albino...
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    He's only mostly dead. If he were all dead, there's only one thing you can do.
    Inigo Montoya:
    And what's that?
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Fezzik:
    My way isn't very sportsmanlike.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Stop that, I mean it!
    Fezzik:
    Anybody wanna peanut?
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    The king's stinkin' son fired me, but thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • The Grandfather:
    Okay... Alright... Okay... Alright.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben D (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Who are you?
    Westley:
    No one of consequence.
    Inigo Montoya:
    I must know.
    Westley:
    Get used to disappointment.
    Inigo Montoya:
    Kay.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    I hate waiting.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
    Westley:
    That does put a damper on our relationship.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Don't rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Fezzik:
    You never said anything about killing anyone.
    Vizzini:
    I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Buttercup the Princess Bride:
    I will never love again.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Count Rugen:
    Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
    Prince Humperdinck:
    Tyron. You know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilda to blame for it. I'm swamped.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Wha! whoa! go in! get after her!
    Inigo Montoya:
    I don't swim.
    Fezzik:
    I only dog paddle.
    Vizzini:
    GAAAHHH!
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    you're that smart?
    Vizzini:
    Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
    Westley:
    Yes.
    Vizzini:
    Morons.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    Give us the gate key.
    Yellin:
    I have no gate key.
    Inigo Montoya:
    Fezzik, tare his arms off.
    Yellin:
    Oh you mean THIS gate key.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Inconceivable!
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!
    Inigo Montoya:
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Bye bye boys.
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Have fun stormin' da castel.
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    It would take a miracle.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Buttercup the Princess Bride:
    We'll never survive.
    Westley:
    Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Liar! Liar! Liar!
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Get back witch.
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • The Impressive Clergyman:
    Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    As you wish.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
    Westley:
    You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
    ‐ Submitted by Virginia S (2 years ago)

  • Fezzik:
    Anybody want a peanut?
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
    Fezzik:
    I'm on the brute squad.
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    You ARE the brute squad.
    ‐ Submitted by Erik W (2 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed!
    ‐ Submitted by Erik W (2 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
    Count Rugen:
    Stop saying that!
    ‐ Submitted by Erik W (2 years ago)

  • The Ancient Booer:
    BOO!
    ‐ Submitted by William J (2 years ago)

  • The Grandfather:
    As you wish.
    ‐ Submitted by David T (2 years ago)

  • Prince Humperdinck:
    But first things first. To the death!
    Westley:
    No! To the pain!
    Prince Humperdinck:
    I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin L (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin L (2 years ago)

  • Westley:
    As you wish.
    ‐ Submitted by David T (3 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
    ‐ Submitted by David T (3 years ago)

  • Westley:
    To the Pain!
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan W (3 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Westley:
    Your pig fiance is too late. A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
    Buttercup the Princess Bride:
    We'll never survive.
    Westley:
    Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Fezzik:
    I'm on the brute squad.
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    You are the brute squad.
    ‐ Submitted by Sara B (3 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Inconceivable!
    ‐ Submitted by Bobby J (3 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    ‐ Submitted by Lara B (3 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin K (3 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
    Inigo Montoya:
    What's that?
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
    ‐ Submitted by Zev B (3 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    Have fun storming the castle!
    Valerie the Wizard's Wife:
    Think it'll work?
    Miracle Max the Wizard:
    It'll take a miracle!
    ‐ Submitted by Carolyn A (3 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.
    ‐ Submitted by Shelah M (3 years ago)

  • Vizzini:
    Stop those rhymes now, and I mean it!
    Fezzik:
    Anybody want a peanut?
    Vizzini:
    Aaaag!
    ‐ Submitted by Shelah M (3 years ago)

  • Westley:
    The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.
    ‐ Submitted by Bonnie S (3 years ago)

  • Miracle Max the Wizard:
    You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Inigo Montoya:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)