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Private Resort (1985)

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Release Date: May 3, 1985 Wide

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A wacky teenage sex comedy of the sort that proliferated in the mid-1980s, this farce is notable for featuring two lead actors who would go on to bigger and better things. Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp star as Ben and Jack, respectively, teen buddies who are on the sexual prowl for beautiful, wealthy girls at a posh Miami resort where they are weekend guests. Also on the prowl is The Maestro (Hector Elizondo), a skilled jewel thief who evades detection by cross-dressing as a woman while he pursues

R, 1 hr. 22 min.

Comedy

Directed By: George Bowers

In Theaters: May 3, 1985 Wide

On DVD: Jun 27, 2006

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment

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Cast

Rob Morrow
Ben
Johnny Depp
Jack Marshall
Hector Elizondo
The Maestro
Emily Longstreth
Patti
Karyn O'Bryan
Dana
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Rawlings
Leslie Easterbrook
Bobby Sue
Tony Azito
Reeves
Andrew Dice Clay
Curt
Hilary Shapiro
Michael Bowen
Scott
Greg Wynne
Mike
Susan Mechsner
Aerobics Instructor
Lisa London
Alice
Nora Gaye
Kelly
Vickie Benson
Bikini Girl
Karen Chase
Resort Guest
Lucy Lee Flippin
Wanda
Phyllis Franklin
Dog Lady
Jeremy Lawrence
Phillip
Hilary Shepard
Shirley
Ron House
The Barber
Jonathan Prince
Fred
Christopher Wolf
Strong Guy
Lonnie Wun
Sumo Wrestler
Ray Forchion
Bartender

Critic Reviews for Private Resort

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Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow make waves in this '80s sex comedy.

September 12, 2008 Full Review Source: IGN Movies

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Todd Gilchrist

IGN Movies

The film will make you long for the nuance of Bachelor Party

June 19, 2006 Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com

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Christopher Null

Filmcritic.com

An aggressively obnoxious and laugh-free stupid-fest that Mr. Depp will probably cringe at the next time he's walking through his favorite DVD shop.

May 30, 2006 Full Review Source: DVDTalk.com

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Scott Weinberg

DVDTalk.com

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Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.

September 6, 2010

AJ Verser

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If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie�??s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you�??d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The plot has little going for it. There is absolutely no exposition or set up aside from Johnny Depp�??s voice-over saying that they are going to get laid this

April 29, 2010