• PG-13, 1 hr. 38 min.
  • Comedy
  • Directed By:
    Steve Miner
    In Theaters:
    Feb 3, 2009 Wide
    On DVD:
    Feb 3, 2009
  • Major Productions

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Reviews

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Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | Original Score: D-

February 4, 2009
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | Original Score: 2/4

February 10, 2009
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