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    1. Freshman Party Crasher: Come on Costa, there's like 200 people here!
    – Submitted by Facebook U (19 months ago)
    1. Costa: The only thing your working on is diabetes you fat fuck. [talking to JB]
    – Submitted by Facebook U (19 months ago)
    1. Thomas: This place is ghetto as fuck. [talking about T-Rick's house]
    – Submitted by Maggie G (22 months ago)
    1. Costa: The guy isn't going to do shit. He punched a 12-year old in the face.
    – Submitted by Samantha D (23 months ago)
    1. T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    – Submitted by Samantha D (23 months ago)
    1. Costa: Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary, yeah? What a great anniversary gift. A baby.
    – Submitted by Paulo B (2 years ago)
    1. Thomas: I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
    2. Costa: Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with JB, but her tits are smaller.
    – Submitted by Paulo B (2 years ago)
    1. Dad: I really didn't think you had any of this in you.
    – Submitted by Lenora E (2 years ago)
    1. Dad: So how many people were here?
    2. Thomas: Umm fifteen hundred, a couple thousand maybe...
    3. Dad: Wow.
    4. Thomas: Yeah it was great, you should have seen it.
    5. Dad: Yeah, Well you're still fucked.
    – Submitted by Emily A (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: I'm gonna go have a long cry, and then start calling some lawyers.
    – Submitted by Jaime A (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: You fuck this up, I will stab you. I'm not kidding.
    – Submitted by Spencer S (2 years ago)
    1. Dax: Actually, all I got was you punching that little child in the face.
    – Submitted by Stanley N (2 years ago)
    1. T-Rick: Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    – Submitted by Riley B (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: That's right, Sugar Tits. Wear something tight.
    – Submitted by Justin M (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!
    – Submitted by Carlos G (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: It's on till the break of dawn!
    – Submitted by Ryan C (2 years ago)
    1. Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
    2. Thomas: What are they saying?
    3. Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.
    – Submitted by Jeff H (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: Wear something tight.
    – Submitted by Shakeel J (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck.
    – Submitted by Ian M (2 years ago)
    1. Dax: R.I.P. Shawn.
    – Submitted by Zach H (2 years ago)
    1. Thomas: I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Costa: Don't do it man. You're way too fat.
    – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

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