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  • Freshman Party Crasher:
    Come on Costa, there's like 200 people here!
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)

  • Costa:
    The only thing your working on is diabetes you fat fuck. [talking to JB]
    ‐ Submitted by Facebook U (2 years ago)

  • Thomas:
    This place is ghetto as fuck. [talking about T-Rick's house]
    ‐ Submitted by Maggie G (2 years ago)

  • Costa:
    The guy isn't going to do shit. He punched a 12-year old in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha D (2 years ago)

  • T-Rick:
    Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha D (2 years ago)

  • Costa:
    Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary, yeah? What a great anniversary gift. A baby.
    ‐ Submitted by Paulo B (2 years ago)

  • Thomas:
    I hooked up with Kirby. I'm like, really into her.
    Costa:
    Okay seriously Thomas, that's like cool and all, but she's like always been around. It's like hooking up with JB, but her tits are smaller.
    ‐ Submitted by Paulo B (2 years ago)

  • Dad:
    I really didn't think you had any of this in you.
    ‐ Submitted by Lenora E (2 years ago)

  • Dad:
    So how many people were here?
    Thomas:
    Umm fifteen hundred, a couple thousand maybe...
    Dad:
    Wow.
    Thomas:
    Yeah it was great, you should have seen it.
    Dad:
    Yeah, Well you're still fucked.
    ‐ Submitted by Emily A (2 years ago)

  • Costa:
    I'm gonna go have a long cry, and then start calling some lawyers.
    ‐ Submitted by Jaime A (2 years ago)

  • Costa:
    You fuck this up, I will stab you. I'm not kidding.
    ‐ Submitted by Spencer S (2 years ago)

  • Dax:
    Actually, all I got was you punching that little child in the face.
    ‐ Submitted by Stanley N (3 years ago)

  • T-Rick:
    Costa! Give me back my fucking gnome!
    ‐ Submitted by Riley B (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    That's right, Sugar Tits. Wear something tight.
    ‐ Submitted by Justin M (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!
    ‐ Submitted by Carlos G (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    It's on till the break of dawn!
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan C (3 years ago)

  • Party Goer:
    There's a midget trapped in the oven!
    Thomas:
    What are they saying?
    Kirby:
    I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff H (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    Wear something tight.
    ‐ Submitted by Shakeel J (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat fuck.
    ‐ Submitted by Ian M (3 years ago)

  • Dax:
    R.I.P. Shawn.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach H (3 years ago)

  • Thomas:
    I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

  • Costa:
    Don't do it man. You're way too fat.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (3 years ago)

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