"Prometheus" has the integrity of a serious and sincere attempt, but ultimately it won't please anybody.
Oh, it won't? nobody? really? oh okay..you all hear that it will not please you and there is nothing you can do about it....god Mick you're dumb
Jun 8 - 08:57 AM
Mick is dumb for not realising people would actually rate this turd?
Jun 8 - 09:13 AM
I was pleased. "Only a sith deals in absolutes"
Okay, that got me laughing!
Jun 8 - 12:58 PM
Jacqueline Van Arsdall
Mr. LaSalle, this film pleased me immensely. I believe you are trolling to see just how many filmgoers your review irks to the point of response. Congratulations, you irked me.
Jun 8 - 09:02 AM
I think it's official, anyone using the term "Troll" or "Trolling" is a complete moron. It's the ultimate argument of the simpleton. The dude didn't like the picture, get over yourself.
Jun 8 - 12:50 PM
I think we're more upset that this guy thinks he speaks for every last person on this earth and even beyond. I was more than pleased, I was shocked, awed, and terrified. This guys emotional spectrum is as flat as his hair.
Jun 8 - 03:23 PM
only a idiotic troll doesn't get the irony of being called out and then replying.
Jun 22 - 06:04 PM
right on, Mick...i watched this thing with the glasses on top of my head because it wasn't worth the effort...ending was a total ripoff for next year's sequel
Jun 8 - 09:18 AM
I think you watched it with glasses on your head because you were too scared to do otherwise.
Jun 8 - 10:11 AM
That's a very broad statement. He's really going to pull it out for THIS movie?
Jun 8 - 09:44 AM
Its pleased me.... hmmmmm I guess I'm not a human being. Idiot.
Jun 8 - 09:49 AM
Someone should hit this fool in the face.
Jun 8 - 09:56 AM
Oh...I could have sworn the movie was 74%.
I guess SOMEBODY was pleased
Jun 8 - 09:57 AM
Jun 8 - 10:13 AM
Jun 8 - 10:19 AM
Roger Ebert gave Prometheus 4 stars !!! Who is this guy ? He probably said the same silly things about Blade Runner back in 1982 ...
Jun 8 - 10:25 AM
Roger Ebert is a fat stupid blow hard. Why anyone gives that moron and credibility is beyond me. The only people who like Ebert are the morons who are too young to remember when he was just another schmuck reviewer.
Jun 8 - 12:52 PM
You got "balls" buddy! ;-)
And by the way, I like Ebert. ;-)
Jun 8 - 01:10 PM
Nobody will be pleased, eh? Well how so you explain the 87% then dumbass?
Jun 8 - 10:35 AM
I think what you meant to say, is "it won't please Mick LaSalle".
Jun 8 - 10:50 AM
Off course it pleases most of us - this is one of the best sci-fi movies ever and fantastic looking. You must be a very bad journalist since you can claim something like that!
Jun 8 - 11:13 AM
If you think this is one of the best sci-fi movies ever, I am guessing you haven't watched must sci-fi. This was mediocre, predictable, and unevenly paced at best.
Jun 8 - 02:28 PM
Your response was no more extreme than his statement... sounds like cupid made a match!
Jun 21 - 07:57 AM
I think he means that no one will be satisfied with an answer to the questions the film raises, because the questions are not answered.
Jun 8 - 11:22 AM
I think you're correct, but most of these other people have raging hard ons to bash people who disagree with them. They're too dumb to understand the review.
Jun 8 - 12:53 PM
Actually... I found that most of the questions were answered, save for a couple of the big ones which (one assumes) are a tease for the sequel, which we all knew was coming.... Not a perfect film, but far from confusing.
Jun 21 - 07:59 AM
"ultimately it won't please anybody."
And somehow it still has 73%... apparently you don't speak for the entirety of humanity Mick.
Jun 8 - 12:06 PM
"And somehow it still has 73%"
I'm starting to suspect the fresh reviews were BOUGHT.
Jun 18 - 07:30 AM
Of course... if someone dare question your opinion, they must have been bought. Makes sense.
Jun 21 - 08:01 AM
Did you really give Jonah Hex an 80% and The Sitter a 90%??
Jun 21 - 08:02 AM
Yea Mick, you're 'definitely right'...Myself and 400 other midnight attendees who were clearly having a great time, must have actually just hated it completely LOL. Dude, at least 20 of us in our corner of the theater are already purchasing tickets to this again. Maybe not the greatest movie of all time but completely enjoyable to many...
Jun 8 - 12:29 PM
This movie was great. Just cause you don't like it doesn't mean the entire human race wont. Stop reviewing movies. You suck
Jun 8 - 01:06 PM
I thought Prometheus was extremely well done and it's my new favorite movie, so I'd say I'm pretty pleased. My friends liked it too, and we're no idiots. It seems like a lot of the movie reviews these days are suffering from an old vs new complex. Most younger people are probably going to like this movie, and the critics are going to be among the older generations. Also this movie might simply be too intelligent for some people...
Jun 8 - 01:29 PM
"this movie might simply be too intelligent for some people..."
Or might simply be too poorly constructed. It was about as intelligent as Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.
Jun 18 - 07:37 AM
I'm not sure what's worse... that you would compare a Scott film to something on the SciFi channel or that you have actually seen 'Mega Python vs. Gatoroid'
Jun 21 - 07:56 AM
well it certainly pleased me!!!! maybe it was too complicated for you so you slate it!!!! Beautiful, intense, good acting, good story and its NOT a pre qual to aliens.
Don't worry.....hangover 3 will be out soon, that might be more on your level to review!!!!!!
Jun 8 - 01:41 PM