Critical Consensus: "Hollywoodland" Not Invulnerable; "Protector" Dramatically Lacking; "Covenant" Hidden From Critics
This week at the movies, we have Ben Affleck playing an actor who plays Superman on TV ("Hollywoodland"), Tony Jaa doing what he does best ("The Protector"), and four young men toying with witchcraft ("The Covenant"). What do the critics have to say?

Affleck as George Reeves romances Lane's Toni Mannix, wife of MGM studio head Eddie Mannix.
More than a whodunit, "Hollywoodland" explores fame's transience and the price paid in pursuit of it. The focus of this cautionary tale is George Reeeves (Ben Affleck), a struggling actor who finds notoriety as the Man of Steel on the '50s TV series "The Adventures of Superman." Much to his dismay, kryptonite for actors turns out to be unemployment, as he finds it difficult to get roles because he's so well known as Superman. His torrid love affair with the wife of MGM's studio chief doesn't help his cause, either. His death, caused by a bullet to the chest, remains shrouded in mystery: Was it suicide or murder? Critics say the movie doesn't quite fly with its lumbering narrative, but the performers are in top form. As of this writing, "Hollywoodland" has a Tomatometer of 68%.

Say hello to my little friend...
Tony Jaa is out for revenge in the actioner "The Protector." Traveling from his native Thailand to Australia, he seeks those responsible for killing his father and kidnapping his elephants. For action junkies, Jaa's acrobatics will thrill, but for those looking beyond the back flips and high kicks will find less to enjoy, critics say. "The Protector" currently sits at 55% on the Tomatometer.

Somebody forgot to bring the hot dog buns to this BBQ.
In "The Covenant," the descendants of five families with supernatural powers will settle an old score. Since the movie was not screened, we'll have to wait to see what kind of spell it will weave on the critics. In the meantime, we can play our favorite game, Guess the Tomatometer!
Mad props to "Jbourne37," who edges out "Dionne Warwick" and "Gary Coleman" as our new favorite psychic friend. He/she came the closest to guessing the Tomatometer for both "Crank" and "Idiocracy." And let's not forget "gerke," who correctly guessed the Tomatometer for "The Wicker Man."
Recent Ben Affleck Movies:
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41% -- Jersey Girl (2004)
07% -- Surviving Christmas (2004)
44% -- Daredevil (2003)
06% -- Gigli (2003)

Affleck as George Reeves romances Lane's Toni Mannix, wife of MGM studio head Eddie Mannix.
More than a whodunit, "Hollywoodland" explores fame's transience and the price paid in pursuit of it. The focus of this cautionary tale is George Reeeves (Ben Affleck), a struggling actor who finds notoriety as the Man of Steel on the '50s TV series "The Adventures of Superman." Much to his dismay, kryptonite for actors turns out to be unemployment, as he finds it difficult to get roles because he's so well known as Superman. His torrid love affair with the wife of MGM's studio chief doesn't help his cause, either. His death, caused by a bullet to the chest, remains shrouded in mystery: Was it suicide or murder? Critics say the movie doesn't quite fly with its lumbering narrative, but the performers are in top form. As of this writing, "Hollywoodland" has a Tomatometer of 68%.

Say hello to my little friend...
Tony Jaa is out for revenge in the actioner "The Protector." Traveling from his native Thailand to Australia, he seeks those responsible for killing his father and kidnapping his elephants. For action junkies, Jaa's acrobatics will thrill, but for those looking beyond the back flips and high kicks will find less to enjoy, critics say. "The Protector" currently sits at 55% on the Tomatometer.

Somebody forgot to bring the hot dog buns to this BBQ.
In "The Covenant," the descendants of five families with supernatural powers will settle an old score. Since the movie was not screened, we'll have to wait to see what kind of spell it will weave on the critics. In the meantime, we can play our favorite game, Guess the Tomatometer!
Mad props to "Jbourne37," who edges out "Dionne Warwick" and "Gary Coleman" as our new favorite psychic friend. He/she came the closest to guessing the Tomatometer for both "Crank" and "Idiocracy." And let's not forget "gerke," who correctly guessed the Tomatometer for "The Wicker Man."
Recent Ben Affleck Movies:
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41% -- Jersey Girl (2004)
07% -- Surviving Christmas (2004)
44% -- Daredevil (2003)
06% -- Gigli (2003)
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| Movie: | Hollywoodland |
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| Celeb: | Diane Lane |
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kober98 writes: on Sep 07 2006 09:20 PM [b]Tomatometer for the Covenant[/b] 5% If not lower (Reply to this) |
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JMA writes: on Sep 07 2006 10:40 PM [b]Tomatometer for the Covenant[/b] 25% (Reply to this) |
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gerke writes: on Sep 08 2006 02:43 AM [b]use your magic to increase the meter![/b] this movie looks like x-men meets beverly hills 90210 and i have a gut feeling it will be just as good as the brondon-brenda part. i don't want to go as ultra low as the wicker man cus that movie is hated just because it tried to be good and serrious remake and everybody could see the oposite so they didn't like it i think. this movie will most likely be rated for what it is so they should be somewhat milder to it. the convenant looks crappy with bad special effects dito story and i always hate trailers that start with: until now. heck after thinking about it it will give it a lower rating cus i don't think this will be any good. the convenant: 9% (Reply to this) |
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Dreday writes: on Sep 08 2006 05:18 AM Surprise, surprise. 15% (Reply to this) |
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M.J. writes: on Sep 08 2006 06:14 AM [b]HOLLYWOODLAND sounds good[/b] HOLLYWOODLAND sounds good and the reviews have been mainly positive, especially for Diane Lane's performance. Not sure about the other two though. Neither interest me. (Reply to this) |
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Darth_Durden1024 writes: on Sep 08 2006 06:35 AM Call me a loser or whatever you will, but I'm still holding out hope for the Covenant. I'll be optimistic and say it cracks 40%. ==TJ== (Reply to this) |
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sir_mcchris_the_pirate writes: on Sep 08 2006 06:44 AM I think it will be okay....id say the tomatometer will give it in the 30's.....but I love Ben Affleck, I'm sure I would love Hollywwodland (Reply to this) |
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loner_xtreme writes: on Sep 08 2006 09:13 AM [b]covenant tomatometer[/b] 14%. people might like it for visual effects. (Reply to this) |
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havoc_012 writes: on Sep 08 2006 11:36 AM Covenant - 03% (Reply to this) |
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killthemall4444 writes: on Sep 08 2006 12:04 PM What a shocker The Covenant not screened for critics? This movie deserves a 0% but I guess it's more likely it will get something like a 2%. (Reply to this) |
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unbreakable_samurai writes: on Sep 08 2006 12:22 PM [b]The Covenant[/b] 11% I really want to see Hollywoodland which looks just damn good. (Reply to this) |
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h-town24 writes: on Sep 08 2006 01:00 PM Yeah, I'm really trying to see "Hollywoodland too! (Reply to this) |
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cantone writes: on Sep 08 2006 05:25 PM covenant - 9% (Reply to this) |
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Drunkpostingftw writes: on Sep 08 2006 09:14 PM covenant 10% if someone dies in it. 20% if all the women in the film are naked. (Reply to this) |
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Symmetrical writes: on Sep 09 2006 10:16 AM covenant 12% (Reply to this) |
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dopeheathen writes: on Sep 09 2006 03:21 PM The covenant-60% (Reply to this) |
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Bystander09 writes: on Sep 09 2006 05:54 PM [b]Excuse ME![/b] I'm lost. I'm in this wierd house. I saw this guy but he was saying crap about me and the Twilight Zone. Also there is a man banging on the door saying, "LET ME IN IM TOM CRUISE!" Im not sure what to do because I dont know a Tom Cruise and this isnt my house? (Reply to this) |
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Jbourne37 writes: on Sep 10 2006 05:47 PM I guess I'm pretty awesome. (Reply to this) |
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homerschum writes: on Sep 14 2006 06:50 AM In reply to this comment (#843873) you call a cheep movie, with Cheep visual effects will be the reason for that high percent (14%) Have you not seen the car blow up? Ugh... that is not good at all! (Reply to this) |
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