We know it's shaping up to be quite a disappointing week for DVD, but we promise at least a little light at the end of the tunnel. If fantasy is your thing, you've got the latest family flick from the artist formerly known as The Rock (Race to Witch Mountain), an otherworldly animated flop (Delgo), and Thomas Jane's strange sci-fi actioner based on a role-playing game (Mutant Chronicles). Joe Wright delivers an Oscar would-be (The Soloist, starring Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr.) while the likes of Sienna Miller, Peter Sarsgaard, Forest Whitaker, Dakota Fanning and others languish in poorly-reviewed indie pics (The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, Fragments). Only Blu-ray owners truly have something to celebrate (Big Trouble in Little China on Blu-ray)! Read on for more.

No matter how gosh darn charismatic Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is, even his bemused, enthusiastic performance couldn't save this Disney kids' adventure. The biggest reason for this, of course, is that we didn't need another Witch Mountain flick -- the 1975 Escape From Witch Mountain is a classic in its own right, thank you very much -- and director Andy Fickman (The Game Plan, She's the Man) attempts to "update" the reboot by borrowing liberally from EVERY OTHER SCI-FI FILM ever made. The story begins as two alien children (AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig) convince an ex-con taxi driver (Johnson) to help them find an alien doohickey they need to save their home planet. A handful of drawn-out chase scenes later, they've been joined by Carla Gugino's lady scientist and are on the run from not only the sinister US government, but a Predator-Terminator knock off space hunter. DVD extras are sparse, though the "Which Mountain?" Blu-ray only feature allows Fickman to walk us through the subtle references to the first Witch Mountain flicks, demonstrating that he apparently did watch them before deviating so far from what made them, you know, good?