Rain Man Quotes

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• 1. Charlie Babbitt: Did you fart?
  2. Raymond Babbitt: Yes I did.
  3. Charlie Babbitt: How can you stand that?
  4. Raymond Babbitt: No I don't mind it.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (7 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: Kmart sucks.
  – Submitted by Brendan C (7 months ago)
• 1. Susannah: Oui, oui, oui!
  – Submitted by Jesse K (7 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Babbitt: I just realized I'm not pissed off anymore. My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back. I was a prick. If he was my son and didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. But it's not about the money anymore. You know, I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother? Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I had a brother? Because it'd have been nice to know him for more than just the past six days.
  – Submitted by Rocky F (14 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: C-H-A-R-L-I-E. My main man.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: We have pepperoni pizza for dinner Monday nights.
  2. Susannah: Pizza? You get pizza in an institution?
  3. Raymond Babbitt: Monday night is Italian night.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Babbitt: I'm gonna go take a celebration piss.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Babbitt: Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: K-mart sucks.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Susannah: How was that?
  2. Raymond Babbitt: Wet.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: Lights out at eleven.
  2. Charlie Babbitt: Yeah well, new rules!
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Dr. (uncredited): Are you autistic?
  2. Raymond Babbitt: I don't think so. No, definitely not.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Susannah: You use me, you use Raymond, you use everybody.
  2. Charlie Babbitt: Using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond?
  3. Raymond Babbitt: Yeah.
  4. Charlie Babbitt: Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago.
  – Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Babbitt: Who's on First, it's a classic Ray. When you do it, it sounds like Abbott and Abbott.
  – Submitted by sean b (17 months ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: Uh-Oh!
  – Submitted by Jack Z (23 months ago)
• 1. Charlie Babbitt: I just realized I'm not pissed off anymore. My father cut me out of his will. You probably knew he tried to contact me over the years. I never called him back. I was a prick. If he was my son and didn't return my calls, I'd have written him out. But it's not about the money anymore. You know, I just don't understand. Why didn't he tell me I had a brother? Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I had a brother? Because it'd have been nice to know him for more than just the past six days.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
• 1. Raymond Babbitt: I'm an excellent driver.
  – Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)