Rango Quotes

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  • Roadkill:
    Good luck amigo. You'll need it.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (21 months ago)

  • Rango:
    You want something to believe in? Believe in me!
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (21 months ago)

  • Rango:
    For as long as we have water, we have a town.
    Mayor:
    Mr. Rango is right, as long as we have water we have some hope.
    ‐ Submitted by Adam P (21 months ago)

  • Doc:
    This hawk...is dead!
    Waffles:
    Circle of life.
    ‐ Submitted by Miles F (2 years ago)

  • Mayor:
    Control the water, you control everything.
    ‐ Submitted by Sol R (2 years ago)

  • Bad Bill:
    I'm going to slice your face off and use it to wipe my unmentionables!
    ‐ Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)

  • Rango:
    I think the metaphor broke my spleen.
    ‐ Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Is this Heaven?
    The Spirit of the West:
    If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.
    ‐ Submitted by Rishabh B (2 years ago)

  • Balthazar:
    Hells bar! This ain't the bank!
    Ezekiel:
    Balthazar, the Sheriff is standin' right here! Helpin' us out.
    Jedidiah:
    Gonna give us a permit for prospecting.
    Rango:
    That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty. The lonely constable on his rounds, keepin' and eagle eye out for meyham and malfeasance.
    ‐ Submitted by Vera F (2 years ago)

  • The Spirit of the West:
    No man can walk out on his own story.
    ‐ Submitted by Hasbino E (2 years ago)

  • Roadkill:
    YOU SON OF A--[suddenly gets cut off by a hawk yelling]
    ‐ Submitted by Ben R (2 years ago)

  • Roadkill:
    What now, amigo?
    Rango:
    No man can walk out on his own story. I'm goin' back.
    Roadkill:
    But why?
    Rango:
    Because that's who I am.
    ‐ Submitted by Nouf A (2 years ago)

  • Rango:
    You gotta funny looking face!
    ‐ Submitted by Bridger B (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    First we salt em... then we pepper em... and then we eat em...
    Lasso Rodent:
    Ya eat em?
    Rango:
    That's what I said!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael B (3 years ago)

  • Waffles:
    But he's a snake and you're a lizard!
    Rango:
    My mother had a very active social life.
    ‐ Submitted by Alonso A (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Remember me, know that I will be there watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments, that's part of the deal.
    ‐ Submitted by Fionn O (3 years ago)

  • Rock-Eye:
    YOU SON OF A.....
    ‐ Submitted by Justice S (3 years ago)

  • Seņor Flan - Mariachi Accordion:
    We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend. So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story.
    ‐ Submitted by Amore N (3 years ago)

  • Spoons:
    I once found a human spinal column in my fecal matter.
    ‐ Submitted by Young K (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    [hears coyote howl] Such a lonely sound.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Turley:
    [back against Buford's] All this talk of that serpentine devil's puttin' my grill on edge!
    Buford:
    I ain't sleeping tonight, no sir.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Doc:
    That's a big one.
    ‐ Submitted by Rich B (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    People, I've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum! What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that will propel the hero into conflict!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    It's for my gun! That's gun lotion.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Waffles:
    [roasting marshmallow on a stick] Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy. I could eat 'em all night long! [marshmallow catches fire, he raises it to eye level] 'Course he did make me cough 'em back up again for breakfast.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Only takes one bullet.
    Rattlesnake Jake:
    You ain't got the nerve.
    Rango:
    Try me.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Parsons:
    That'll close up your account, Mrs. Oats. Two gulps and a swig.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    Go to Hell!
    Rattlesnake Jake:
    Where'd you think I came from?!
    ‐ Submitted by Brooks S (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    So, what's your name?
    Beans:
    Beans.
    Rango:
    That's a funny kind of name.
    Beans:
    What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
    Rango:
    Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Form a possum!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    What do you think happens then? Well, we'd all be drinking, and before you know it, there wouldn't be any water! And then where would we be? We'd be thirsty, real thirsty! Why, we'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Waffles:
    It's about time we had a hero around here.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Sergeant Turley:
    We're experiencing a paradigm shift!
    Elgin:
    I'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Waffles:
    Ow! My eye!
    Rango:
    Uh... that's gonna heal right up.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Waffles:
    I am sensing hostility!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Balthazar:
    Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned stand-off!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    The name's Rango.
    ‐ Submitted by Jason H (3 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    Sign the damn paper, woman!
    Beans:
    Go to hell. [choking]
    Rattlesnake Jake:
    Where do you think I come from? Look into my eyes. I want to see you die.
    ‐ Submitted by Brandon L (3 years ago)

  • Angelique:
    'Ello, Beans.
    Beans:
    Hello, Angelique.
    Angelique:
    Tart.
    Beans:
    Floosy.
    Angelique:
    Trollup.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    I suppose we should bury him.
    Elgin:
    I dunno, birds gotta eat too.
    Waffles:
    Circle of life!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Well, I'm glad to hear it's not contagious.
    ‐ Submitted by Alex S (3 years ago)

  • Merrimack:
    Was this during one of your [freezes in place] 'special times?'
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    You got killer in your eyes, son. I don't see it.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    I'm gonna blow so many holes in you your guts will be leakin' lead!
    ‐ Submitted by Gagan M (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    We are gathered here today to honour this man, Mr. Merrimack. You have the right to remain silent, speak now or forever hold your peace. Amen.
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Know that I will always be watching you! Sometimes at inappropriate moments! That's part of the deal!
    ‐ Submitted by Rory R (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    I see you're consulting with the spirits.
    Wounded Bird:
    No, I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
    Rango:
    I'll... keep that in mind.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    (playing the princess) I yearn for love.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    [Wounded Bird is scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind] I see you're communicating with the great spirits.
    Wounded Bird:
    No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
    ‐ Submitted by Paper W (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Ain't Nobody going to Tango with the Rango.
    ‐ Submitted by Austin G (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    My name is Rango.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris V (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Now, we ride!
    ‐ Submitted by Eko P (3 years ago)

  • Spoons:
    (riding) Where are we going?
    Rango:
    (distracted) What?
    Spoons:
    Where are we going?!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    There all better.
    ‐ Submitted by Ben R (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    What was that for?
    Priscilla:
    You're funny-looking.
    Rango:
    Well, you're funny-looking too.
    Priscilla:
    That's a funny-looking shirt.
    Rango:
    That's a funny-looking hat.
    Priscilla:
    You've got funny-looking eyes.
    Rango:
    You've got a funny-looking face!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Roadkill:
    Destiny, she is kind to you.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Priscilla:
    You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Beans:
    You ain't from 'round here, are you?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    It's an art, not a science!
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • Rango:
    I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
    ‐ Submitted by Nikola G (3 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    One bullet...I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (3 years ago)

  • The Spirit of the West:
    No man can walk out on his own story
    ‐ Submitted by Will G (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Whatever you don't look down.
    Rango:
    (looks down)
    Rango:
    (screams)
    ‐ Submitted by Manas R (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    [to Beans] Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!
    Beans:
    [rolls eyes]
    Rango:
    Uh. Okay, plan B.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael A (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Crunchy creamy candy cookie cupcake.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (4 years ago)

  • Beans:
    Get your dirty, webbed phalanges off of my boots!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (4 years ago)

  • Roadkill:
    People need something to believe in.
    ‐ Submitted by Carl U (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Who am I? I could be anyone!
    ‐ Submitted by Shayla R (4 years ago)

  • Beans:
    Go to hell!
    Rattlesnake Jake:
    Where do you think I come from?
    ‐ Submitted by Zabuza D (4 years ago)

  • Seņor Flan - Mariachi Accordion:
    Donde estan sus juevos?
    ‐ Submitted by Derek N (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Women find me uncomfortably attractive.
    ‐ Submitted by William W (4 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    SIGN THE DAMN PAPER WOMAN! Or I'll squeeze the life out of those pretty brown eyes...
    ‐ Submitted by Josh P (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeffrey S (4 years ago)

  • Rango:
    Us reptiles gotta stick together.
    Waffles:
    I'm an amphibian.
    Rango:
    Ain't no shame in that.
    ‐ Submitted by Shanequa M (4 years ago)

  • Rattlesnake Jake:
    Go to hell.
    ‐ Submitted by Nolan M (4 years ago)

  • Spoons:
    I found a human spinal column in my feces one time.
    ‐ Submitted by Amanda D (4 years ago)

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