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  • Dr. Isaac Steven: Look. These people are very close to complete personalty disintegration.
    Albert Brooks: Oh, don't make me laugh. I don't remember a time in my whole life when I haven't been close to complete personality disintegration. And how the hell would you know what these people are feeling, anyway? From your Mickey Mouse tests?
    Dr. Isaac Steven: Don't blame the tests for what they tell us.
    Albert Brooks: Oh, I don't blame 'em. They're great. Why don't we do more, huh? More tests. I bet you'd like it, wouldn't you, Noland? Want to get that cup again? Come on. We'll get you lots of cups. Maybe a hundred cups! I'll tell you something about you people. You're great with cups, but what you don't have are balls! And I think if you ask any magician, he'll tell you that cups without balls doesn't mean jack shit!
    ‐ Submitted by Brent B (6 months ago)

  • Albert Brooks: Look at it, babe! It's the most spectacular ending anybody could've ever had! Humor! Pathos! Tragedy! And it's real! It's real! Their house is really burning!
    ‐ Submitted by Brent B (7 months ago)

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