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    1. Troy Dyer: You see Lainy, this is all we need. A couple smokes, a cup of coffee, and a little bit of conversation. You and me and five bucks.
    – Submitted by Lucy P (18 months ago)
    1. Lelaina Pierce: I just don't know why things can't go back to normal at the end of the half hour, like on Brady Bunch or something.
    2. Troy Dyer: Because Mr. Brady died of AIDS.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Troy Dyer: He's the reason why Cliff Notes were invented.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Michael Grates: I guess I'm a non-practicing Jew.
    2. Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Troy Dyer: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Lelaina Pierce: You guys better not be inhaling.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Grant Gubler: I could find an intern to do your job for nothing like that.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)
    1. Vickie Miner: I truly believe if we can get two women on the Supreme Court, we can get at least one on you, Sam.
    – Submitted by Frances H (21 months ago)

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