World War Z
The Bling Ring
Jack the Giant Slayer
21 And Over
at best the cinematic equivalent of a voting-day robocall to people who are susceptible to nailbiting, apocalyptic paranoia - even as a fantasy-actioner, it's too cartoonish to embrace and too dangerous to indulge.
Give me a break. It's a feaking movie.
Oct 2 - 03:46 PM
Across the vast gulf of time and space, Cody's jimmies rustle softly.
Oct 28 - 05:25 PM
Hahahaha thank you for that, I needed a good laugh today.
Oct 29 - 04:00 PM
I once had a feak. It was underfed, so I had to euthanize it. The verb "feak" means to react in a kneejerk way without putting any preemptive thought into making sounds come out of your mouth. Example: "I was so angry that a random internet stranger didn't like a movie I haven't even seen yet so I set about feaking his face off."
Nov 3 - 11:28 PM
I tink that wus uh ty-po u dum shitt so go feak yourself.
Nov 4 - 11:11 AM
Hey, Jim Phoenix, howsabout you and your stupid name take a long walk off a short feak. Oh, and go feak yourself.
Nov 4 - 07:39 PM
Uh-oh. I think I made Nathan angry. He can dish it but he turns into a little bitch when he gets it back.
Nov 5 - 12:48 PM